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02.08.2025 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The time has come. My transition to Bluesky full time is under way. TikTok is beyond compromised. It’s worse than IG now.
02.08.2025 01:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He was telling on himself
08.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get this man in a nursing home
19.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TACO time.
19.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They really don’t
19.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where is he going?
19.06.2025 22:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is elder abuse
19.05.2025 04:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.05.2025 04:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FILIBOOKER
02.04.2025 03:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to Renegotiate
11.02.2025 05:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PEEKABOO
11.02.2025 05:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon Musk will be prosecuted. This country needs to make an example of someone who thinks they can bully the government into giving away all of its citizens personal information.
07.02.2025 00:48 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0They already mad.
03.02.2025 06:19 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I wish this was less accurate. We are still
31.01.2025 22:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CONGRESS IS COMPROMISED THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE LAWS ANYMORE. They want to lick the dirty boot of their orange GOD KING.
29.01.2025 08:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 019 republicans want to sue Costco over DEI. These lawmakers are more concerned with stopping these initiatives than lowering the price of the groceries inside these stores.
29.01.2025 08:38 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0What the MAGA faithful have YET to realize is that TRUMP NEEDS YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED HIM. Open your eyes people. YOU THE VOTERS HAVE THE POWER OVER THIS MAN. Not the other way around.
28.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump freezes a federal Assistance. It’s not easy to admit you are struggling and depend on these resources but I want ALL MAGA to KNOW. That you ASSHOLES VOTED to TAKE FOOD OUT OF MY KIDS MOUTH.
28.01.2025 06:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0By 2050 America will be a country that is a minority majority. The Heritage Foundation and all of these WHITE SUPREMACY groups know they have no power to control this country anymore. This administration is the final stand of their DYING BELIEFS. We are not afraid, do NOT give in to their lies.
26.01.2025 22:06 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0THEY WILL NOT STOP US! This is not the resurgence of the Confederacy or the rising of the South. This is the LAST DITCH EFFORT. To assert control in a time where the
26.01.2025 22:03 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Trump says he is going to sign an Executive Order to open up the Pumps in California and let the water flow down from the North. Hey quick question, from a California. I’m curious, WHERE IS THIS WATER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?!!!?!
26.01.2025 09:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0How them egg prices right now?!
26.01.2025 05:02 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0JD Vance is not a bumbling idiot or a goofy stooge. He’s a god damn super villain who prefers to work behind the scenes. He is not to be taken lightly as we saw today.
25.01.2025 08:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Black Americans. WE ALREADY KNOW THE ASSIGNMENT!!! We’ve seen this before time and time again. I understand we said we would sit out. BUT WE ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT RIGHT NOW. $2 trillion is our spending power and we can lead the way once again with strategies to fight back. This is what we do best!
25.01.2025 08:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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