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Blueberry turnover pastries on a serving platter

The Patriots playing today 😭 #patriotsnation

My knees will never recover tonight (in the most non sexual way). Thank you #gossipgrill #sandiego 🤸

Men (Rylie) are so emotional #BB27

Genuinely need to know if I can use a bereavement day so I can cope with Andrea Gibson’s death

My wife and I were “sharing” a thing of guacamole while we are on our beach vacay. And she HOUSED it. I’ve really never been more in love. 🥑

I think my wife wants to divorce me. She heated up my COCKTAIL SHRIMP!!! in the microwave!!!!!

My wife has emotional support buffalo chicken dip right now… I deeply respect that

One day you’re young and fun. The next you’re newly 30 and crying on the couch before bed because Howie the crab died 😭

Me: “love you baby, good night”
My wife: “me?”

Is it that obvious that I talk to my cats a lot? 😂

Patrick Mahomes looks like he loves a good toothpick. I say this with no disrespect

If Steve Wonder has a leather kink, then good for him I guess

Me at cost check seeing they are selling cosmic brownies: “how long will you be serving the cosmic brownies this evening?”

I’ve never seen Sabrina Carpenter build a single piece of furniture

I got new AirPods which is great, but I had to turn off conversation awareness because it was interfering with my Rent soundtrack concerts

A plump black cat is standing on an antique chair with a blanket on it

When I work from home, this is who is sending you emails

11.5 hours til I *lose it*. Or crash out. Whatever the kids are saying nowadays

My wife (who doesn’t use much social media outside of TikTok) after she woke up this morning: “what do we even need our phones for now? We should just throw them away”

She’s so real for that tbh

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

I actually think I may start using my tumblr again. I’m such a #millennial

The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to a provision of the Affordable Care Act that requires insurers to cover the cost of preventative health treatments such as cancer screenings.

Understand what's at stake: voxdotcom.visitlink.me/1xCuGx

Okay but how did I miss the Taco Bell drop when I was clicking the claim button constantly since it launched at 5pm EST

This is likely the least of the world’s interest. BUT. I really can’t stand dolphins. They freak me the fuck out

This cat is running around with a goddamn dollar bill in his mouth and you know what, I'm too tired for this, go buy those loose ciggies if you must

A light orange fluffy cat lays curled up and napping

This man doesn’t know anything about deductibles. Good for him

My cat is almost 4 hours into his 12 hour fast for his ultrasound. If he could light my apartment on fire, he literally would. 6 hours til he gets his chill meds so pray for me I guess??? Who needs sleep for a work day 😅

Are the drones celebrating the new year?

I just realized Toby Keith is dead??? And he died on my birthday this year lol

So there’s a Dr. Pepper museum (which is great), but no ginger ale museum. I am UPSET

Just openly told my sister in law’s boyfriend that the bathroom wasn’t safe to use because I had a situation in there. I love my vulnerability. #merrychristmas