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Lee Brice singing on stage at the Turning Point USA halftime show.

i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

YouTube video by The Onion Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus

I learned we were making this a video one day when I went up to a member of our video team and asked "why do we have a box of IV bags in the kitchen" and if you watch the video you will find out why.

I always point out that a lot of times you get exactly what you pay for. Living in a state with no income tax is cheaper, but not really worth it if you die in a flash flood because the legislature didn’t want to spend the money to upgrade and expand the early warning system.

similarly, in the US there are *far* more people working in museums than in coal mining. there are some industries that have salience as 'working people' and 'hearts of the community' (often after decades of intentional managed decline) and some that do not.

This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

Portrait-oriented photo featuring a wooden post with a rusted hanger hook jutting out of it, and standing atop the post, triumphant and at least slightly indignant, is a plump little bluebird. The bluebird is a male, and we see the electric blue of his head, but the predominant part facing us is the coppery-orange and pale white front. He is standing amidst little pink-and-red tree blossoms, but I like to imagine these are instead the extracted organs of his enemies. So let's just pretend this bluebird stands vengefully astride a scattering of viscera -- gobbets of gore taken as a prize from his unnatural and invasive foes. I'm sorry I've really made this a gross photo. It's actually quite nice. Kind of a dreamy vibe to it, what with the wall of yellow forsythia blurring in the background, and here I am adding drippy bits and internal organs. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. Probably. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)

☹️ Pepper got returned to the shelter. When he first came in last year he was the scrungliest stray but so sweet. He looked like he was 3x his actual age. He got adopted a couple months ago and I don’t know why he was returned but he is just the nicest gentleman. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I kind of want to go

We are advising the US government on appropriate tariff rates on foreign players coming to MLS.

Currently the plan is for the government to collect tariff revenue in GAM.

Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed”

The chat:

March 26, 1981: Footage from the Capital Classic in Landover, Maryland—where high school stars Patrick Ewing (18 PTS/12 REB), Michael Jordan (14 PTS), Greg Dreiling and Stuart Gray played in front of 19,035 people in the Capital Centre.

Scott Garceau reporting for WMAR-TV:

WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

A profile of a Jay on a red fence. Blue hood and blue primaries with blue tail and white belly. Black beak and pointy claws.

Today my Bird of the Day is the California Scrub Jay. Seemed fitting to highlight this bird. It’ll likely be a while before I find the remaining North American Scrub Jay species but I fully intend to search out all the Jays in time. 🪶 #itsabird

I wasn’t thinking about the governor’s condition—I was thinking about the planes, trains, and automobiles he used to transfer migrants into communities led by Black mayors, deliberately stoking tension and fear among the most vulnerable.

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

"This ain't Fox News. You don't have to repeat everything idiots say every day." 🤣 -- The incomparable Charles Barkley (to his guys busting his bracket selections) #NCAATournament @nbaontnt.bsky.social

If anyone is still on Twitter, I would really appreciate this getting spammed at him.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

NEWS: The MeidasTouch Podcast has expanded its lead as the top podcast in the U.S. per the newly released Podscribe industry rankings, with 121.1M downloads and views in the past month—a 141% increase.

Musk is such a POS.

City of Angels.
City of Verde.

H/T Ozzie 💀💀

Those X servers are about as reliable as a SpaceX rocket nowadays.

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