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Stephen C. White

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He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?

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I said 'help the homeless' not 'criminalize homelessness' you absolute goblins.

14.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 6642    🔁 1182    💬 106    📌 19
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a man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeet ALT: a man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeet

Also, I hear that posting on BlueSky is pretty cool.

14.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really should skeet more.

14.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 — 👍 15406    🔁 6083    💬 305    📌 778
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a young boy in a green jacket is holding a cone of ice cream and a golf club ALT: a young boy in a green jacket is holding a cone of ice cream and a golf club

Anyway, here’s “Wonderwheresmyball”

04.08.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice shirt.

01.06.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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That’s a lot of Duolingoing.

29.05.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just found some retirement calculators on my company’s HR website and remembered the pension-eligible part-time work I did at the turn of the century.

Does anyone know the number for J. G. Wentworth?

14.03.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

MAKE
AMERICA
(relive the)
GREAT
(depression)
AGAIN

10.03.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic news!

This is even better than the time they brought back Crystal Pepsi!

03.03.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Best news of the day!!

03.03.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP Callin' Oates. Thanks for the memories, @selviano.bsky.social

03.03.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fixed it, and fixed it GOOD. ;)

(Sound UP)

02.03.2025 20:53 — 👍 305    🔁 127    💬 41    📌 40
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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

03.03.2025 03:08 — 👍 49907    🔁 7609    💬 351    📌 308

Shazam!

03.03.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
theonion.com/son-of-...

01.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 6656    🔁 612    💬 53    📌 34

Is it just me, or has #NYTGames connections been unusually difficult this past week or so?

01.03.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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three stuffed animals standing next to each other with the words that could not have gone worse ALT: three stuffed animals standing next to each other with the words that could not have gone worse

I solved the 2/21/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 6:06! Yes, 6:06. I got stuck on three connected clues.

22.02.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strands #355
“"To infinity and beyond!"”
🔵🔵🔵🔵
🔵🟡🔵🔵

22.02.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A map of the Gulf of Mexico, but the Gulf of Mexico is called the Gulf of 1-8-7-7 KARS FOR KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS

A map of the Gulf of Mexico, but the Gulf of Mexico is called the Gulf of 1-8-7-7 KARS FOR KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS

Hear me out...

21.02.2025 23:46 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1
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Starting to think the right’s mEmE KiNg WhO LeGaLiZeD CoMedY is actually just a whiny little bitch with a fragile ego.

22.02.2025 00:05 — 👍 9770    🔁 1444    💬 696    📌 121

Anyone else see that Cybertruck stuck in the snow while the Honda Fit drives right past it? Pretty much sums up America vs rest of the world.

22.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 23013    🔁 2726    💬 427    📌 53

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

13.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 17358    🔁 3854    💬 104    📌 54
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a cake with a slice missing and sprinkles on it ALT: a cake with a slice missing and sprinkles on it

Connections
Puzzle #621
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Finally! An easy one!

22.02.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Their arms just do that now.

21.02.2025 05:20 — 👍 1967    🔁 304    💬 75    📌 19
21.02.2025 05:58 — 👍 259    🔁 29    💬 8    📌 2
A painting of a bird next to the words "this is demonstrably bullshit"

A painting of a bird next to the words "this is demonstrably bullshit"

21.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 673    🔁 107    💬 4    📌 8
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DOGE By The Numbers
theonion.com/doge-by...

21.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 14323    🔁 2870    💬 184    📌 83

"According to one source with direct knowledge, North Carolina senator Thom Tillis told people that the FBI warned him about 'credible death threats' when he was considering voting against Pete Hegseth’s nomination for defense secretary. Tillis ultimately provided the crucial 50th vote." #ncpol

20.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 3

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