Jane Cooper

I caved, little fishes coming home. Pook pook.

I know.

And another thing, why are men allowed pockets in their Pyjama?

You tell them you are getting a Wellness certificate from your GP. You get your GP to state on it what you need to return to work and to continue. Only when you are well again.

Manumitted mouse.

Freezing cold and bloody raining, again.

Honestly, it seems to have descended into high farce this evening. Everything including sheep peril.

That is mussels wrapped in bacon I thought. A poor version of angels on horseback with oysters.

Whoot.

The common Cormorant or Shag lays eggs inside a paper bag…..

It will be much more goldy and heavier.

I’m going to have my own party, with blackjack and hookers.

Happy burn a catholic day.

We had a laugh about this when Liz was shopping for her.

So much good art, so little wall left. I am going to have to rotate prints.

Erm, why?

You still get a thief’s guild note inside.

Only the Discworld emporium can rival the beauty Of these.

4 mins from the old market square.

My father was curious and once made grits. None of us could understand how anyone could eat them.

Oh oh tell him about the banana proof of God.

I hope you enjoy it this time.

Absolutely fine.

I now have a pack coming, who am I going to send them to?

It’s the disconnect that gets me, children are taught to be good, kind and expected to be truthful. Then the adults behave in a totally different way when they think nobody is looking. Odd that most of the religions teach ethical behaviour and that those who profess the greatest faith are the worst.

This is an abomination unto Nuggan.

Got it nearly halved by playing dumb little old lady.

Melatonin might work, on sleep disorder not Trump.

Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

I have just realised something. Every single woman who has had an autistic child has probably had sex with a man. Maybe we should stop that.