Joe Hell

For the record, I am not the other one. There are a surprising number of people who are literally just here to work on something or other.

The cafe in the Burbank IKEA has unironically become one of my favorite places to get some work done and I don’t know if that says more about IKEA or me.

With the way 2025 is looking it should count as a resolution to say you won’t start smoking.

If you get a nickname for eating cheese it is a nom de Gruyère.

I’ll see myself out.

Regarding whomsoever they get for shooting the United Healthcare CEO: Nah, he was with me.

Problematic assholes don’t have a monopoly on thankfulness, no matter how they want to brand the day. Happy Thanksgiving, gang.

I can’t wait for the Arcane fandom to find spoilers for the next animation project in a 1.25% damage buff in some C tier champion.

Alright, gang. We’re going to have to storm Riot HQ to save Isha in the LoL canon. They can’t stop us all.

Does anyone else find it surprising that WotC hasn’t made an MTG MOBA? It feels like such a natural use of the IP and in line with their overall marketing strategy. #mtg #wotc

Find the difference between these two pictures. (They are the same picture.) #elonmusk #thefifthelement

Now and Laters are to Starbursts as moths are to butterflies.

I had fully forgotten that the movie Prometheus from the Alien franchise is a Christmas movie. Happy Holidays!😆

It boggles my mind that Hasbro would would allow the layoffs to affect WotC staff. It is their most profitable property and they have promised to deliver a lot in the next few years. #wotc