Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk

Oh did it come today! Yayyyy!!

Any of you folks with your own business or a good one you work for fancy sponsoring a kids football team who will play in the Coventry and Warwickshire Youth League?

Of all the accounts I've missed since the algorithm destroyed the other place, yours is one I have truly missed seeing the most. Your artwork has always made me smile.

A blue handled mug with the words 5 days of you twats in white on a blue rectangle with ths words 2 days of happiness underneath in blue. The text is upside down because the printer is a dipshit.

A blue handled mug with the words 5 days of you twats in white on a blue rectangle with ths words 2 days of happiness underneath in blue.

5 years I have been printing. I have never ever accidentally printed upside down.

Until now.

Limited edition "Jen is a fucking idiot" navy handled mug, particularly suited to someone who works part time 2 days a week 🤣

No shoulder required but I appreciate you 😘😘

You are lovely but no thank you, I need it but really ought not to have it!

There is insufficient chocolate in the universe for my needs today.

Hahahah I forgot about that one!!

TJ just told me he'd seen a film called Vulva advertised.

I checked, he'd seena an advert for Volver🤣

Is it PE today?

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Thank you thank you.

Indeed!

TJ: I don't like cheese sandwiches.

Also TJ: mummy dearest, please may I have some baked camembert, may I have some fresh bread to dip it in?

THAT IS A FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!

Hahahah so true!

Hahah I don't actually know if they do it morning or afternoon. What I do know if since they changed the policy to kids go in to school in uniform it's been a fucking nightmare being in a whatsapp group with 20 idiots!!

When do they need PE kits?

When is it PE?

When is PE?

Gutted 🥺

Wow! Where do you live?! We've got 2 within 20 miles!

You can get in on a few technical loopholes and if you can't, if you know someone who meets their criteria you can go as a guest!

Folks, any #Villa fans out there desperate for 2 tickets to see Liverpool at Villa Park tomorrow? My friend was going with her son but he's had to have surgery and can't now go. Seats as per screenshot, one adult and one child ticket. Looking for face value.

She did refund after calling me heartless and said "if you can find a heart, maybe you can drop it in a charity shop when you next walk past one". Absolutely cow bag!

Hahaha I did already, left bad feedback!

a man in a cape says very reasonable in front of a laptop ALT: a man in a cape says very reasonable in front of a laptop

Bought an item on Ebay advertised as 14-16 (spoiler alert, I'm not a 14-16, I wanted it to be loose fitting!), it arrived and is a size 8

Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!

Hello lovely, how you doing?

Aww I'm so sorry
If I could knit I'd knit you an even better furry tomato!

Not.something you can subtly put away for a few months and see if they miss it though! Quite obvious once it's gone!

Niche! And probably a bit cruel. I haven't actually chucked anything they truly wanted to keep, if they just sort of made noises it's gone, if they pled with me for mercy because actually they secretly still love playing with it, it's staying!