Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk

Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk

@thexstitcher.bsky.social

Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars. www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase

781 Followers 561 Following 451 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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a woman in a green shirt has the word nope written on her face ALT: a woman in a green shirt has the word nope written on her face

Phone call from the dealership I bought my car from.

"Would you like to book in for your service and MOT"

"No thanks, I've gone with another garage"

"May I ask why?"

"My experience with you was less than favourable"

"OK thank you for the feedback and if you would like we have other dealerships"

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Every year it helps ease the pain as we're united in the ridiculous joy she brought us both and we get to remember that I tagged him as the penis.

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A photo of a girl with a hen do veil, in 70s style clothing including white platform boots, behind her a girl in 70s gear including faux afro wig holds a 4ft inflatable penis.

4 years ago last month, one of my best friends in the whole wide world died quite suddenly aged 38. A few weeks after her death, her husband got a Facebook reminder of when I tagged him in a pic from my hen do. I tagged the penis in this picture. Every year, he gets the same memory reminder.

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4 days ago

Me too!!!

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4 days ago

I played Royal Match for about 6 months but it ate my soul!

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5 days ago
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Aww yay! I'm drinking out of her right now!

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1 week ago
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Corinne Bailey Rae: ‘If you weren’t tits-out-for-the-lads, they called you middle of the road’ Her first album was a huge hit – then she faced the sudden tragedy of her husband’s early death. She describes the rupture of grief, her return to music and the harsh reality of fame as a woman in the 00s

Corinne Bailey Rae: ‘If you weren’t tits-out-for-the-lads, they called you middle of the road’

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1 week ago

I'm sorry but I don't believe you!!

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1 week ago

Do you have a cat, or does a cat have access to you?!

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1 week ago

£4.30 x

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1 week ago

Please and DM your address unless paypal.will tell me that x

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1 week ago

Yours!

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1 week ago

One left if anyone is interested!

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Does anyone want this misprinted pair of Moira Rose mugs? My heat press was having a bit of a moment and confused Moira with Beetlejuice and gave her some stripey clothing. I'll take any offers covering postage

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Does anyone want this misprinted pair of Moira Rose mugs? My heat press was having a bit of a moment and confused Moira with Beetlejuice and gave her some stripey clothing. I'll take any offers covering postage

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1 week ago

A painting of chaos!

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1 week ago

28 days ago I began a mammoth task (undiagnosed but everyone knows)... I am very pleased with the outcome!

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1 week ago

I've been reading about the Polgar sisters this morning and think where the dad went wrong was in not keeping a control child. If he'd had two of them he focused all the chess dorkery on and one he just let live a normal life/forge her own interests, he could prove his theory.

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1 week ago

Amazing!

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1 week ago

Yup, never knew it had a technical term!

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1 week ago

They always tell me if I'm bringing it up my body us doing the right thing!

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1 week ago

No, but Mr furby loves it!

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1 week ago

Yo be fair nhs website says the same. I've always liked my surgery, had appts all through covid, get same day in person even now... 🤷🏻‍♀️

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1 week ago

Hahaha I'd be exactly the same!

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1 week ago

Well if I go to my doctor after a week of green mucus they tell me to come back if it's still there in 4 weeks before they even suggest antibiotics... x

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1 week ago

Why did I already think you were a nurse?!?

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1 week ago

Ooooh we can save drafts?!?

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1 week ago

I am not, i didn't think they give you them until you've been ill for a month? Do your lot dish them out a bit more readily? X

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1 week ago

Reacting to Labour's devastating loss to the Green Party in Gorton and Denton, Keir Starmer claims that only Labour can unite communities. I agree. He convinced Muslims to vote for a white working class woman representing a party led by a gay Jewish man.

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1 week ago

That was it!!!

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