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It worked! 😆

My friend moved to New Zealand a few weeks ago and ever since our ongoing joke is that he's a time traveller and is experiencing the future. It tickles me every time he says "hello from the future".

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Plushes with sad and happy choices are a game changer when you have a kid who struggles to express himself. TJ showed me the black/sad side at bedtime. Didn't really know why he was sad just knew he was. We had a little chat, talked through some stuff and then he flipped it to the happy/green side.

If i hear Avada Kedavra one more time this weekend I might blow a gasket.

Schnyder and I are wounded birds

Found two of these super nerdy star trek gun things amongst my kids' stuff whilst clearing old crap out of their room... who THE FUCK are Chris and Jess?!?

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

Why are moustaches back?

Not rude things, a thread:

Aww thank you so much lovely, it's mad to think the little toddler I posted about learning flags is now 10 and speaks with an inflection!!! Hahah I've just ordered the jackets! Very exciting for the kids. Xx

Aww thank you soo much xx

Sent this to my boss when I resigned from the dental surgery. #totp

Meat samosas.

I'm a freaking vegetarian. I was so mad.

Sorry Lyndon 😞. 3 pints of Guinness before 1pm is definitely bold. Hope you get some sleep. Take care.

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I was in a meeting today and just like the Cat from Red Dwarf I sensed some food. I could not focus on the meeting because it smelt like cheese and onion pies and I LOVE cheese and onion pies. As soon as I got off the call I followed my nose and discovered a bag of samosas someone had brought in.

If anyone is feeling generous we're about £20 off our target!

My kids saw one of these at school yesterday! I thought they were confused with pokemon!

3 more orders going out tomorrow morning. It's been a while since I've been able to say that! Thank you all for the recent likes and shares, it's like the olden days!! #AlwaysGrateful

Oops I typed geocities and didn't check it!

When I was in 6th form I really disliked a girl in my form who bullied me. She had a crush on Steven Gerrard. My revenge was to put together a groceries page called "stevieGisaminger.com".

I feel bad for him because he was just collateral in my war against the bully.

I would like a medal because the fuel light just came on in my car and instead of waiting until it flashed and there was 0 miles left, I drove straight to the petrol station and actually put fuel in.

This is so powerful - the act of distancing yourself from the enablers. Networks of abusers exist in all walks of life - so many of them are passively maintained by people who choose to look the other way. If there is any legacy of the Epstein files, I hope it will involve bold stances like this.

Yeah that's frightening.😔

Has she tried getting him sectioned?

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Nope, it's a minidisc!

It is supposed to be a person but if you want it to be a penis it's a penis.