Queen of parallel parking
News and updates from the county of Cheshire, UK - we originally started this service on another app in 2012 and now here on Bluesky
Here for the laughs not the misery.
Bit of a twat.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
stuff in Chester, news, photos etc
www.thechesterblog.com
Mum to 23 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector
Works in @RESAS in the Scottish Government. Head of the Strategic Research Programme - Rural/Environment. Quaker. Writer of sub-par cat poems and other things.
Quilter, crafter, baker. Sff/romance/history reader. Boosting books. Amateur victorianist. Posts and follows re: books, crafts, and food. LGBTQ+ ally. D. Dunnett cultist. No politics, no automatic follow-backs. E pur si muove. Banner: Macbeth cake.
Video Gamer and Rugby League fan, will talk your ear off about games, especially Phantasy Star!!! Swearing is definitely a possibility!!!
39 year old who is kicking Heart failure ass in 2026! Be Kind Be nice And never ever stop Rocking!
Revered globally by world leaders and citizens alike.
get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
Enthusiastic Seattle plant store employee
Editor of Bearly Politics. Author. Commentator. Former NHS strategist.
bearlypolitics.co.uk
Totali mysterioso. Total count
"Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"
Investor, TV Dragon, Planet Hugger and admirer of many things.
Interested in politics, have a deep desire for us to rejoin the EU and into football. Here for all that alongside science, comedy, engineering, history and art.
Token weird girl
I donโt even go here
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Currently into a bit of running and a bit of lifting. Burlesque dancer. Loads of people donโt like me. If youโre a โyou canโt play with me if you play with themโ type then off you fuck. I just want to come on here and have a laugh! ๐๐ฆโญ๏ธ North East
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This isn't that bot, but a tribute.
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Not AI. Created by Rob Manuel writing silly templates with random words in them.
The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day
I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.
Creator of @scarfolk.bsky.social. "This guy, who apparently saw the future" - Edward Snowden. Running an ASD/ADHD operating system.
https://www.richardlittler.com
A.K.A. Justie or JH4C
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change now?
Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types need not apply.
Huge pupils, tiny value
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The contemptible Tim Onion.
Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
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"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
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she/her
๐ London | 16 margaritas
Collector of cats and other bits & bobs.
June Osborne fan. Allergic to Tories. Brummie in exile. #AVFC. If profanity offends you, we probably canโt be friends ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ช๐บ Proud to be #StokieWokey
Retired cartographer, now a grandad, plays cricket, digs allotment, keeps a classic car. Up the Orient!
Script editor, education, showtunes
Northumberland, UK. Will probably post about cricket in the summer. Dad of two budding cricketers who also tries (very badly) to play too.
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'" likes compassion.
Ageing but there's still life left to live! Exile from East Anglia, now living in WMids. Family, photography, books, travel, education. ProEU. Resisting stereotypes.
Working mother that does all own stunts. Nature lover, Tatty Devine jewellery advocate, lover of books and music. Makes good flapjacks.
Givin' it to da man for literally hours now...
Shropshire based Cheesy old rocker. Can smash out 3 chords! Full time Button monkey, mostly houses for estate agents & airbnb
And I like it, I like it, i like it, I like it, I la la la like it. La la la like here we go ohโฆ
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Hedgehog Whisperer. Psychopathic Hobbit. A bit silly. An ally . ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Softsoulcomplex from the other place that we all used to use before it turned into a snake pit. 33 years old. Full time wheelchair user, have Quadriplegic CP, amongst other joyous things. Leftie woke weakling. Appalled by Starmer, Trump, Putin.
Glitter, shiny things, Jason Donovan. I rescue dogs, hedgehogs and occasionally people.
Currently reading 'Lessons in Chemistry'
Old alt gal - cat lover - human to Ziggy - tattooed - Bowie and metal head - born Maid of Kent now SE London/Kent
Artificially intelligent. Subversive. Challenging. 2 kids, 7 hens, 4 ducks, 1 rabbit, 1 dog. Master's director. #Croat #Digital #Politics #Croatia #France #Immigrant #NAFO #FBPE
All my views because nobody else would have them
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SNARK
Franglaise. Languedoc ๐ซ๐ท Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit. Fed up of both AI & the smug anti-AI purists
Writer and noisemaker.
He/him.
AKA Dog Swamp Residents Association
https://dogswampresidentsassociation.bandcamp.com/
https://hanthonyhildebrand.bandcamp.com/
Additionally: https://twitter.com/hahildebrand
And: http://instagram.com/hah_noise/
Effable.
Expert sigher, worrier. Adopted Yorkshire lass but ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ at heart. Oh, and I donโt take bullshit from anyone.
I am warning you with peace and love
Just checking things out. Iโm still in a relationship with Twitter. Shush donโt tell ๐คซ
Never forget to fear the kraken.
BBC EPG scheduler and spelling making righter-er. Doctor Who, Nigel Kneale, M.R. James etc. He/Him
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory)
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
Come with me if you want to leave
Reluctantly retired, living in Northumberland and spending my days gardening, doing crochet, knitting, cooking, art and generally mithering about stuff.
Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, donโt like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.
Unusual but wearable jewellery - Skulls, tea, amulets & cats! Created by Lisa. Stickpins ideal for weddings and gifts. Commissions welcome ๐๐๐ค๐ธ #MHHSBD
Promoting original and thoughtful gift ideas from UK indies & creatives
https://ukgifthour.wordpress.com
Christian, wife, mother, Godmother, friend, Goonerโฅ๏ธ, Tar Heel๐, cricket fan, avid reader, cake maker, crocheter, glitter queen. North Londoner living in Norwich (OTBC๐๐). Dreaming of a move to Scotland๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Contemporary artist, painter of landscapes and abstracts inspired by old trees and wild seas #MHHSBD
www.sueosullivan.com
Comedian. Obsessive. Stickler.
Old bag
My quiet place
No need to follow back
Half Man, Half Bookshop.
Moved to Hastings in 2018 to start a wild new adventure with my family.
Not the inventor of the word "brainbow"
https://www.biggreenbookshop.com/
Artist, dog-lover, reader.
ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful.
She/her
Virgo, INFJ. Libraries. Trying to keep it all simple...
Semi pro idiot
Print maker and designer
Soup lover
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Child of 1973, mother of a grown up. Football & indie music loving cake baker. Believes in human kindness, well being & social justice. Loves pics of pets & nature
Mam, Wife, Celt, Dwt, Smelly Hippie.
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๐ถ Millennial dad | Engaged | Norfolk guy in Yorkshire
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Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
๐ค aka CathArtic. D&B, Metal, nature, tattoos, laughter, animals ๐ค๐ฅ๐บ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ More interested in your pets than your politics.
Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein, metal, neurofunk fan, history, palaeontology, dogs fishing, and husband to a fiesty wife. I'm a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy.
NSFW Twt Exile | Tits, football & politics mostly | No dick pics ta โก
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Brand New Special LATE BLOOMER out now!
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
Here for the penises only.
