And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
09.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1835 🔁 286 💬 5 📌 2@chesometer.bsky.social
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
09.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1835 🔁 286 💬 5 📌 209.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1751 🔁 326 💬 7 📌 8
*talking about the Planet of the Apes movies*
Me: “So they’re about a technology that gives apes human-like intelligence.”
@kleinderg.bsky.social: “That already exists, it’s called GitHub Copilot”
this shit is never gonna end
08.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Entire comment section of people not realizing they’re being made fun of, because the shit they post and engage with is actually this trite
08.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0god damn this app really is the shitlib event horizon, I haven’t seen a single person get the reference in this comment section yet
08.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 83 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0Personally I hope they keep crying
08.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do this with every subscription I buy. I want there to be friction for renewing things, I don’t want it to be automatic
08.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HEEELS
08.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 00-2 in coach K final games
08.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#GoHeels
08.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 071-68
Jump Around, y'all
#GoHeels
this shit is what it’s all about man. what a great night. Hopefully Drake Maye stunts on em tomorrow and makes this a fantastic weekend all around
08.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO. 68-71
08.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 230 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 9I’m in there somewhere
08.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Franklin Street, Chapel Hill.
08.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 72 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 8Said to a friend earlier that we were missing a Seth Trimble legacy game for as long as he’s been here.
We’ve got one now
Cam Boozer on defense:
#GoHeels
0-1 in final four games
08.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was there!!
08.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think they can count to 71.
08.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0UNC retired coach Roy Williams with a huge smile after beating Dook 71-68
08.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 190 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 5SOMEONE’S LITTLE KID JUMPED OVER THE FIRE
#GoHeels
GO HEELS!!!! BEST NIGHT IN SO LONG!!!!!!!
#GoHeels
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#GoHeels
Yeah in a game where you’re generating single digit shots up until the third, I really think you should just cut your losses
07.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching hockey without a single ad on the ice or boards
07.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0why even fucking pull the goalie lmfao?
#hockey
Lmfao maybe it’s for the best that there’s no team for me to be mad about
07.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0