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Bryce come on baby...

Eagles might be the worst "good" team

Lol defense has shut them out all second half and not going to take the free 3

I was sleep on Spec's bakery (cuz I had never been to the one downtown) but I'm awake now. That is THE Spec's to go to

1-2, 1-2-3 release em!

Josh Allen be turning around like nobody gonna be there lol bro you've been sacked 7 times they're always there

Texans gotta get a new OC. Their offense is straight up embarrassing

At this point they not even sick but once MAYBE twice a year, but she gon choose now?!? Lol had a tee time and everything smh

Trip to Vegas today got cancelled but I'm still off, so yesterday I told my wife to take a staycation downtown and I'll be with the kids. Thought this was bout to be light work - get em off to school, I chill during the day. One of em woke up sick so now we otw to the doctor

Tates ain't nothing but a Ritz cracker with some chocolate chips on it. Y'all cannot have experienced a boneless cookie and still go up for Tates

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Camille, I really don't want you to be on the wrong side of history here. Don't nobody want no crunchy cookie! My chocolate chip cookie should not be in the same format as a nilla wafer or ginger snap.

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That reminds me, it's white fudge Oreo szn

😂 that's a fact. Ain't nobody dealing with all them crumbs. This a cookie not a Nature Valley granola bar. Boneless cookies every time 🔥🔥🔥

Need Kansas to win this so our win looks better. Also would be ok with both of them losing

Celebrated too hard. 5 out of the 8 zones of my irrigation system weren't working and they def weren't in warranty smh

Falcons always give em problems (see the 15-1 season in 2015) but they just lost to the Aints last week who are unquestionably worse. Every QB ain't meant to be generational and he's the best option right now

Bryce heard all the noise and came out and threw for 400+ and 3 tds and got the dub. Folk will still be calling for his job though

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Can't even lie, my daughter be having some good lil smart mouth comebacks when I tell her to do something. On the inside I'm proud that she's got that spark, but on the outside

This exactly why I don't really be caring. It's news when he in jail or dead, otherwise I ain't tryina hear it

"Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen??"

💯 Copped 2 salads here yesterday for 30 American dollars.

Ay man 😂😂😂😂 I'm online too much

😂 she really got a classic on her hands with that one

I just know this "eeyuck" was said same way as that girl's Mac and cheese review 😂

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Ayyyy air conditioner broke down but #1 we just hit a cold front today and don't need it but #2 (most important) parts and labor still under warranty until next month!

Damn. Get well soon young bull. Time for somebody to step up defensively

Good point. Cole was also on a terrible team that year so the level of potential/expectation were a lot less

I know FOMO when I see it

Am I out of line for thinking Caleb might be the best freshman we've had since Tyler in 05?