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My favorite trope is doesn't-love-easily falls hard
#writing

Btw the new chapter of Knight x Princess AU is here
archiveofourown.org/works/644585...
#warriornun #avatrice

Person commenting on new chapter:
This is getting better and better each chapter -
Me immediately close the window in shame: I don't even remember what happened in the first chapter

Well I'm also definitely judgy af

I'm the kind of person who people find my honest answer off-putting, yet I can't bring myself to lie. So it all results in me having to address the off-puttingness with jokes or sarcasm.

Forgot that some point last year I did a side eye Santos ink for my (barely started) 1920s AU
#trinitySantos

And today wife gave us instead of "street sweeper", "sweet stripper".
Guess I now know what's on her mind?

My bike without me on it

👀

Today I said "my bike's wife" when I wanted to say "my wife's bike"

You KNOW Santos has kissed at that scalpel scar on Garcia's foot when they playing.

Writing Mortician!Santos but can't use Morticia jokes bc it's a 20s AU devastates me.

Why are there mirrors everywhere at an Old Navy check out line. As if I don't feel bad enough shopping here.

Slab queen spotted in museum
#jackkirby #climbing

#raw

Google needs to stop thinking I am in desperate need of crystal palace match notifications.

It rained in LA.

Saw at least 35 emergency vehicles today.

Atheism.

I should have pointed this out when I posted the F1 AU but do y'all know how F1 cars seen from above look so much like a vagina?
Especially with the current side pod design.

Wife's Wicked For Good Review: "she's got hay fever."

Spent hours watching YouTube videos. Trying to figure out what the wear patterns on my shoes mean. Then I realize it just means I drive a lot.

Reported an obnoxious white yoga pants lady's "authentic Indian chai advent calendar" as inappropriate today

I have brilliant ideas.
That's it. That's all I got.
#writing

The scary clowns are terrified of the weather. Observes an LA local.

a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket .

Related: me: stop reading a fic bc "this is how you kill people".
Also me: writes about procedures 100 yrs back that we know now IS how people were killed

Aka I'd always try for hard so if I fail I still get a pat on the back.

Writes period medical drama 100 yrs back just so fewer possibilities of being pointed out medical accuracy errors. Bc #logic

My wife will run away with Kelly Macdonald given a chance 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #Dept.Q

Taking pic of cool house, get bonus dog