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Lukas Anthony

@anthonymuller.bsky.social

he/him - minor - really retarded - catholic but kinda atheist or agnostic idk - i fucking love pretzels Add me on SpaceHey - the autistic social network: https://spacehey.com/lukasanthony

105 Followers  |  78 Following  |  517 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.881

Latest posts by anthonymuller.bsky.social on Bluesky

dude what
its too late for ts tf does amy of this mean

18.11.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i am so tired bro
it kept crashing and i had to do this over and over again for 30 minutes and im gonna kms

18.11.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

curtis sliwa is the most new yorker person ever. he would have been a terrible mayor but i wish he won he is such a vibe

18.11.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bigot ๐Ÿ˜

normal guy: w- what bro

the internet: alot of people have eating disorders and diets, think about peoples positions before posting.

normal guy: who tf are you bro

the internet: i don't mean to make fun of your beliefs, butmakes sense that you believe that some carpenter 2000 years ago was the son of a magical god, so close minded

normal guy: tf

bigot ๐Ÿ˜ normal guy: w- what bro the internet: alot of people have eating disorders and diets, think about peoples positions before posting. normal guy: who tf are you bro the internet: i don't mean to make fun of your beliefs, butmakes sense that you believe that some carpenter 2000 years ago was the son of a magical god, so close minded normal guy: tf

18.11.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"covid cautious" bro is prolly still scared of Y2K or some shit

that shit was 4 years ago bruhritto its safe to come out now

18.11.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

surprisingly, there are no death threats riddled with slurs here, fascinating!

18.11.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didn't even do anthing
i just turned on my phone and it was like that ๐Ÿ’€

18.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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chat on a scale of microwaved for 10 minutes on high to volcanic eruption, how cooked am i?

16.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

things i'll never forget:
1) the alamo
2) 9/11
3) the time you actually googled "spicy bakugo fanart" you fucking loser homo lmao

16.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just saw an advertisement for zootopia 2. i am going to kill myself

16.11.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in memory of the forgotten funny numbers: 69, 420, 1337, 8008135, and of course, 3104558

16.11.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jurry, maybe

15.11.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
teacher: stand up if your name is elizabeth

kid named michael: (sitting down on pencil chair)

teacher: stand up if your name is elizabeth kid named michael: (sitting down on pencil chair)

15.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i as well thought he died like 5 years ago

15.11.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck yeah dude

15.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aloe hitluris nazius

14.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna start a band called 'world', so i can take a disc to the top of the empire state building, drop it, and say that i broke a world record

14.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no wonder people say germans are always angry

14.11.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3260    ๐Ÿ” 1311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

more like aurora bi-realis

yknow

bi as in two

get it?

i'm so funny (no i'm not)

13.11.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
post talking about how people will be nostalgic for kpop demon hunters but a significant amount of people are reposted causing part of the post to be covered

post talking about how people will be nostalgic for kpop demon hunters but a significant amount of people are reposted causing part of the post to be covered

11.11.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
santa hiding in a hole with an entrance hidden by presents

santa hiding in a hole with an entrance hidden by presents

12.11.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
guy happy at a courtroom with the caption "when you beat the naughty list allegations"

guy happy at a courtroom with the caption "when you beat the naughty list allegations"

12.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah

11.11.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.11.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fr chicken bod

13.11.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile now to find out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

12.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 782    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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12.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

12.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1214    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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