James Kelleher

Just give me one more racism to turn this around

Look how they massacred my boy

It’s the only way I know to make people aware that I’m the good guy

That’s villain talk

Bro I am so fucking prayed up rn

The quest to make an ice cream that doesn't melt Ice cream is a staple of summer – but melts quickly when the mercury rises. Can scientists help it keep its cool?

One step closer to the dream: a delicious cone of boiling hot ice cream

Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children
While all the while the slime was under the building
So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped
Grabbed their proton packs out the back, and they split
Found about Vigo, the master of evil
Tryna battle my boys? That's not legal

Somebody tucked the cat up in a cosy blanket, nobody taking responsibility, cat perfectly fine with it

All the people replying 800-10,000 are fooling themselves

*bleeding out* re… rel… release iiiiiit

I guess it’s time to release the Bertie Ahern cut

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.

Pee everywhere, the walls, the floor, the ceiling, pure devastation

Palmer Luckey, American Vulcan Tablet features news, essays, podcasts, and opinion, covering arts, pop culture, technology, holidays, sports, and more.

Have you read this Palmer Luckey profile? It’s incredible.

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Amazon’s Alexa Fund Invests in ‘Netflix of AI’ Start-Up Fable, Which Launches Showrunner: A Tool for User-Directed TV Shows Amazon has invested in Fable, a start-up whose 'Netflix of AI' Showunner gen-AI tool lets users create scenes or entire episodes of a TV show.

“Maybe nobody wants this and it won’t work,” he said.

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Cat-shaped cat

YouTube video by BBC Studios Jedd Hunter's Commercial | The League of Gentlemen | BBC Studios

One of my all-time favourite bits from The League of Gentlemen:

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No problem!

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I’m delighted (and humbled) to announce that I’ve been appointed as Commissioner of the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. I intend to leverage my 30 years of experience as a graphic designer while doing the numbers stuff

Erika McEntarfer

I am become X, the everything app.

Trump redeploys nuclear submarines after ex-Russia leader’s menacing tweet Order suggests president might be ready to launch nuclear strike against Russia as tensions rise over Ukraine war

If I’m going to be immolated in a global thermonuclear war it better not be because of a tweet on X, the everything app

Today I’m thinking about every parent’s worst nightmare, that their child will become a street magician

The trouble is, you’re far more likely to get the head beat off you in your 20s than you are as an oul fella

How a Nazi-obsessed amateur historian went from obscurity to the top of Substack Tucker Carlson has called Darryl Cooper the “most important popular historian working in the United States today.” His background is more extreme than previously reported.

Daryl Cooper—the current #1 History Substacker—in 2016: “Think of how most people you know got here. It wasn’t from basic American ideology to reading Mein Kampf and then, boom, they’re onboard. It’s a process, and you have to initiate people without scaring them off."

Also, and this one seems particularly hard to miss, most of the male characters are miserable

"I won't show those illustrations to anyone as long as I live"

Wait, what? What’s the thesis here?

Nick Cave’s full name is Nicholas Goon Cave