Evan 💛🦎 אֵבֵן

taking off a bra is the best feeling ever

Hermitcraft Live stream weekend graphic, times in BST Saturday 16 August Zed 10am JoeHills 12pm DocM77 2pm False 4pm Tango 6pm Cubfan 8pm Scar 10pm Sunday 17 August Rendog 12pm DocM77 2pm False 4pm xBCrafted 6pm Cleo 8pm JoeHills 10pm Jevin 12pm

Oh a sneaky stream weekend you say?
Schedule: live.hermitcraft.com

Actor Michael B. Jordan on Sesame Street posing next to vampire puppet, The Count.

Sinners (2025)

Mme. Punaise

CELEBRATE THE MOTHER LOVING TREES TODAY YES

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

"Stop forcing AI into fucking everything. Nobody asked for it. Everybody hates it."

Please stop with the generative AI. It's garbage, theft, making us less capable. Image by www.nobodyssweetheart.com

More Severance cast

didn't get to take a selfie with the artist i went to a concert for but here is what i wore :) At least this makes me feel great :))))

he's hidden 🐱

no worries 💞💞

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

huggable kitty

got new shoes today

weak Spotify game this year 😔😔

currently obsessed with an old man and am watching a cooking show he's in

Power outage over so I immediately jumped into drawing. I'm not ok. #art #wildlifespoilers #wildlifefanart #itlwart #rendogfanart #trafficsky #rendog #inthelittlewood #wildlife

new pc yayyy

I GOT THREE TICKETS YES they added 6 more venues and tickets sold out in 5 minutes of going live lol

cant believe tickets sold out in 2 minutes. im so glad they added more show's tickets cause i would have legit cried

cant believe its the Taskmaster final already

#xfiles
Scully ☎️ (tempera on paper)

im very annoyed that i cant find where to watch this stupid mov1e ffs i really want to see it

ive been so tired this october its unbelievable

#xfiles
it's their season

outside it’s damp and dreadful but inside it’s a sleepy oasis of slow weekend mornings ☕️
#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley