Mákos Tészta Kft.

our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy

what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+

Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!

Screenshot of the corner of an android notification tray. The time is 11:01 local and the date is Wednesday, October 1st. The Wi-Fi SSID is mostly censored, and the Airplane Mode button is peeking at the bottom of the frame due to minimum crop.

You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref

i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see

it’s ridiculous

How to spend Thursday night: Andor rewatch, liberating long-overdue dishes from your sink, and dissociation whilst rebuilding one or more identities to fit 0.43% better

will a physicist hatefuck me or shoot me on sight if I ask them if they wanna solve the three-body problem analytically with me and my wife
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"

how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one

how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom

girl pills taste good but girls taste better

i am NOT arguing with a doll, go sit on the shelf

Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!

having a bad night? try: Estradiol Injection Goes Surprisingly Well and Provides Offsetting Euphoria

with long procrastination, Группа крови. Topical!

Цой жив!!

nonbinary the platypus???

basis: "what country's flag is that and why are all the cutest people from there"
extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other"
conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …

would that it happened
hello? hot people and things with a steady voice and hand and the other relevant faculties of a hypnotist dom(me)?

trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat

"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture [Pam's right hand: image of Faith the merchant lounging among her wares on the ashcrawler Chrysanthemum in God Eater 3] and this picture [Pam's left hand: Sidorovich from some or other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game but I forgor, thanks Google Images]. "They're the same picture"

stalker is clearly a jrpg

זײ הײסן סטערױדן װײַל I stare און איך זאָג אױ

wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why

my brain can no longer unhear the thought of telling a friend זײַ אַ גוט הינטעלע פֿאַר מיר, which is anywhere between zeyer modne and fuckin terrifying

At 37800¥/$260, I'm pitching my wife a car rental from Sapporo station, two adults' admission to the Tokkari Center, and a night in Monbetsu without a shred of a joke in my heart for whichever winter we both actually have free

North Dakota and Napalm sounds like a TechDif TOTPAL title

Yeivin - a classic Jewish surname of the type common in the Russian Empire. The suffix -in is added to a matronym, or less commonly a patronym.
Hence, Sirkin from Sirke, Sorkin from Sorke (diminutive for Sarah), Lipkin from Lipke (male or female name), Rivlin from Rivele, Yeivin from... Yeivi
1/5

snowclone "she Krispy on my Kreme" turned into riff "is her Kreme Krispy?" which. yeah, we can leave that there

People talk so much about lust, but what about hunger? The gnawing in your gut when you see a pretty girl flustered, the creeping desire, the urge, the NEED to pin her down and take what you want from her. To consume your prey.

I think about this like twice a month and am mad this thread’s not getting more mileage 😤

durable t4t relationships are built on this and Joey Valence & Brae

"I'll have you know, you in jeans and a belt but topless is altering my brain chemistry"
duly noted, correct order for putting on "have to interface with the real world" is bottoms first