What do you call AManWithNoDog?

It what’s Charles calls his arsehole.

Slutty little glasses;
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…

What a summer of film.

Unsolicited deck pics in vile weather.

So Suga, very babes

Now eating cocktail sausages in the bath bc it’s been that kind of project.

The weather has not been our friend, but progress has been made.

Do you mean “fisted”?

It’s given me such a sense of inner peace. Temp next week is slightly too low to have done it, but I’m so pleased the garden doesn’t look like a field anymore.

Lads, I got the grass cut.

If chamomile tea is really going to help me sleep better you’d think it’d fucking taste better.

Filth.

🤷🏻‍♂️

“Walkography”?

#RPDR

Uddingston bank branch to shut its doors The Main Street branch of Bank of Scotland will close in May due to declining use.

I crashed my dad’s car in the car park of this branch when I was 10.

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If we chained Claudia Winkleman to the castle could we have Traitors 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year?

No.

I couldn’t say that I fancy him, but there is undeniably something about him and he 100% knows what game he’s playing.

Gardenwithjonny knows exactly what he’s doing. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdAS9S8G/

Mild and dry today so we built a raised bed and lifted some turf to create this wee area at the front door. Looking forward to planting it up in the Spring.

I only managed two weeks of Dry January so… moist January?

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man has a star on his uniform ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man has a star on his uniform

STILL waiting for Wednesday. #TheTraitors

I couldn’t wait any longer. This year I WILL grow peppers bigger than Maltesers.

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…

It’s a Christmas movie because Scotty says “the energiser is bypassed like a Christmas tree”

Just woke myself up snoring while watching Wrath of Khan. Gotta love Boxing Day.

Is it called a “white” lie because it assumes a power imbalance in favour of the teller, operates within a very loose and flexible moral code and robs the other party/parties of their agency?

hAvE yOu pUt yOuR tReE uP yEt?

Tell them how I am defying mavity

Thanks! I’d actually ordered one the other night.