Gherkin Inspector

This cold combined with my crappy sleep schedule and only having a few weeks of freedom left have put me in a bit of a rut. Probably taking a break from most writing.

Pounding nerds is my prime directive

I am Utterly Helpless in the face of Gay Nerds...

I'm very happy to see him again #rule34 #castlecrashersnsfw

I'm a sucker for pig characters... The shopkeeper in Cuphead was also kinda smoking

I may be legally obligated to play Wonder Boy 3

OH THIS CAME OUT REALLY GOOD!!!

thank you for the suggestion! admittedly i had to wing it because i've actually never drawn lace before and patterns are not my strong suit, but i still had fun and that's what matters i think

YEAH understandable

I normally charge about 8 cents per word, with a word cap you set, where you don't get billed if I overshoot. I know it's a lot, but I spend a lot of time on my big commissions.

I haven't heard someone specifically talking about the hweed helping them write smut, but it's about lowering your inhibitions and pushing past the shame and self-criticism.

My queue is open, but you wouldn't be at the front of it.

Knowing how to write is a spook. Just get slightly tipsy and let your fingers type whatever stupid caveman shit you think of. When you're starting out, pay no attention to things like quality or internal logic, just focus on getting yourself to do it.

Also Plok is more of an animated plastic thing than a robot per-se but you'd probably get a kick out of Plok.

May I direct your attention:
bsky.app/profile/gher...

It's an NES game called Joy Mech Fight. It was originally Japanese only I think, but there's an English patch around somewhere.

I'm glad you're so supportive :)

I like a sleazeball... Or a sleaze puddle, I guess.

Would you? Or am I alone?

OUGH THE MATING PRESS....

YESSS GIVE THAT MAN BRACES!!!!

Yes!!!

No post today because I just realized I forgot to take my meds. Sorry

It's so sad for a first party Nintendo IP... I did actually find out between tweets that there's a Discord server for it, but I think it's for EVO types who are playing it as a fighting game.

(Also unlike Mega Man you get to play as the other robots if you defeat them)

He is so bouba... The plot of Joy Mech Fight is basically the same as the first Mega Man. Sukapon is the only robot who doesn't get stolen, because he was built to be a comedian and doesn't actually have any offensive abilities.

FOR REAL. Need me a robot who can make me laugh...

a man in a white shirt sits at a table in front of a refrigerator ALT: a man in a white shirt sits at a table in front of a refrigerator

Me when the defeatist walks in

An NES sprite of Sukapon from Joy Mech Fight.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

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