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ART ART ART! YES YES YES!

110 - Fire on the meadow

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Would you with any of the PvZ 1 zombies?

I want a detailed romance arc with the most vile creatures I can imagine, and NOBODY is delivering.

-all super instant gratification, you're lucky to get anything more than just the sex itself. It also tends to have a lot of noncon stuff, which on top of being gross is *literally* a cop-out for having to actually develop any kind of relationship.

I think it's a gender genre thing. We're in a no man's land... All the cis woman monster stuff is a bit more like what you described, but all the monsters are like, a werewolf who is also a hockey player, really basic bitch shifter stuff. And the stuff with *real* monsters is made for guys, so it's-

Closeup on the action

I want to suck his dick so bad... I need him to make me slightly uncomfortable by accident and then I need to flirt with him and then and then-

#freakoutside
Juicebox is so ugly that hes cute
Have my hc on his body and penis

I actually had a really fun game today where operatives tried to pass themselves off as inspectors from central command to get close to the captain. When they did finally go loud, they immediately got mopped up because they were all wearing stupid formal suits instead of the armor they get for free.

Speaking of, one of the more famous strategies for nuclear operatives to get aboard the station is for the entire team of 3-5 people to just jam themselves into a locker and have someone in a disguise drag the locker onto the station. Then they all pop out like it's a clown car and shoot everybody.

Getting pied in the face makes you drop whatever you were holding, so it's entirely possible for some random clown to disarm the heavily armed nuclear operative and steal their gun. At this point, the gun will probably explode in the clown's face because clowns are really bad at using guns.

Play Space Station 14. One of the strongest strats in the game is spilling slippery fluid on the floor so everyone slips and can't catch you. Slipping on banana peels, getting pied in the face, and being trapped behind a mime's invisible wall are all game mechanics.

YEAH IT'S A CLASSIC!!! The robot is one of the most iconic monsters and it's just very memorable in general.

Maybe this is just me, but sometimes I think the *animation* part of animated cartoons is a bit overemphasized. Even though these old shows had less fluid movement, the ambience of the many painted backdrops more than makes up for it in atmosphere.

I've been watching the original Scooby Doo series again. I know it's not that crazy, but I kinda liked the composition on this shot.

Asking if he knows any "special moves" while he's in bed with you... Worst mistake of my life

Digital sketch of Spin Man sitting with his knees up, his cock out.

Gotta post something so here's Spinman's dick

Racing the peen

YESSS he's so damn CUTE

another warm up

banana

George Bomb from Skullgirls jerking off and cumming.

#art

This is so good btw... I was imagining a narrow one without the waist strap, but the way it hugs her body is sooo much better!!!

...Was it me?

YESSSSS!!!

Me and @cntor25238.from.wtf both did a art trade and thank you for the Jack Frost art. #arttrade #notmyart #nsfw #shinmegamitensei #smt #jackfrost #megamitensei #smtjackfrost #jackfrostsmt

It's so bullshit that I have to write all the Nuclear Throne pornfic myself...

Honestly you could knuckle down and make a porn game or something, get a Patreon going

heres the full
#NuclearThroneNSFW

God I love Nuclear Throne... Hottest game ever.
If you talk about Nuclear Throne sex to me we will be friends.