Carlos Solís

Y el récord Guiness al puré más explosivo se lo lleva...

me, crawling into the ER, bleeding profusely and gasping for air: help
ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app

Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd) holding back laughter sitting behind a computer desk. *meme/screenshot is not partially relevant to the joke, other than me imagining it being the kind of joke that Moss would say.*

people keep telling me to touch grass but my computer says that file already exists

new Date("wtf") How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?

I made a quiz about the JS Date parser. It's very easy and you will score very high.

https://jsdate.wtf

In every forest there is an oldest tree. Perhaps it stands out: towering and strong. Perhaps it is nondescript, gnarled. A survivor.

Perhaps it is identical to the tree next to it. They stand in rows planted for lumber. This honor of being the oldest, a technicality.

Perhaps the whole forest […]

Either I can convince my dog to stop eating plastic off the ground or I can convince all Amsterdam to stop littering plastic. I better print some flyers

Subiendo las obras completas de JK Rowling a We Transfer porque la verdadera guerra de guerrillas es hacer que los enemigos se arruinen entre ellos en batallas judiciales.

Browser.dating Browser.dating The dating website matching people based on their browser history - by Dries Depoorter

.... what

https://browser.dating/

hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam

linux user: omg you got it working?

These VOA newscasters and reporters were given visas because there weren’t experienced broadcast journalists in the US with native level skills in such languages as Bambara, Lao or Georgian. But since Kari Lake wiped out nearly all VOA’s 48 language services there are indeed no jobs for them now.

VGHF acquires early game magazine Computer Entertainer | Video Game History Foundation The magazine, which ran from 1982–1990, has been released into the Creative Commons for anyone to use.

The Video Game History Foundation has purchased the rights to the #ComputerEntertainment magazine, and even more generously, they have licensed it under #CreativeCommons Attribution. To the Wikimedia Commons it goes then! gamehistory.org/computerentert…

And now that we're at it, no more Fukushimas - make sure that nuclear power is used in a peaceful and responsible way, with the reverence that it requires.

America’s Ugly Truth. Time to make the present n future what America should be! #democracy #equality #freedom

Oh and to make very sure that no more unauthorized sequels went out... (spoiler alert for a centuries-old book) Cervantes made sure Don Quijote died in the last few chapters.

So that's the infamous Willus Dafriend

And key is, of course, "tecla"

Ah, an intellectual battle between a stochastic parrot incapable of true thought, designed in a laboratory to satisfy the whims of the far-right, and Grok.

Ya sabía que Chayo le hacía a la brujería

I can see her seriously weighting the pros and cons of just stripping altogether

Waffle the verb is thus probably related to "woof" as in "bark like a dog", no?

And not for lack of trying - EuroGames was an attempt from individual EBU members to revive the franchise, but only ran once in 2019

openAI was never a nonprofit in the sense of not trying to make money

but it's still a nonprofit in the sense of "not turning a profit"

Of freaking course the tariffs would only make the #BRICS alliance tighter. Art of the deal anyone?

Marta (footballer) - Wikipedia

Marta being the top scorer in World Cups (of both genders as per FIFA) makes it criminal that I only learned about her until now. It doesn't even seem like she's 39, a geriatric age for competitive soccer. Quite a way to retire. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marta_(...

Yakety Accordion would be hilarious

It's as if he was purging all the sadism in his mind through his stories, leaving a pristine, surprisingly functional person behind

A question I have now that #MarvelTokon just released its tutorial: if catching the current fighter and an ally tagging in is nicknamed a "Happy Birthday", and catching two allies is nicked a "Merry Christmas", would catching three be called what, a "Graduation Congrats"?

If there's a gap between Eastern and Western entertainment companies, is the fact that the East generally deplatforms people and their works for their moral failures, instead of doing things cheaply and "separating the art from the artist". reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comme…

Forma rara de hablar de un DVD pirateado de highlights futboleros, pero bueh