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Lol

A picture of bad bunny with the word love

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and sarcasm
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Coffee → systems → humans (in that order)
Proceed with caution.
#DBALife

Bad Bunny was great last night!

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: excitable, stressed, semi-conscious
Stupidity Tolerance: extremely low
Protocol: wrap up, touch nothing critical, survive
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: irritated but contained
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: follow process, do the work, minimize noise
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: midweek, mildly resilient
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: steady work, low drama, conserve energy
#DBALife

bugs bunny from looney tunes is sitting in a hole . ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is sitting in a hole .

I enjoy that Bugs Bunny is trending on #BlueSky. I do not care why.

lol yes I can

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: annoyed but upright
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: endure, execute, ignore noise
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: undercaffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: drink coffee, do real work, ignore the rest
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Done already
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: Don’t touch prod → Do safe work → Avoid people
Coffee soap incident resolved.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Cold, tired, still functioning
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the work → Protect patience → Coast toward Friday
Debating a heartfelt note to Mother Nature.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Midweek functional
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Do one real thing → Protect focus → Ignore noise
Humpless, but handled.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Annoyed but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Stabilize → Advance one thing → Ignore the rest
Tuesday achieved.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Under-caffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Stabilize → Execute → Ignore nonsense
Winter rules apply.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Goofy, guarded, and done
Stupidity Tolerance: 2%
Protocol: Docs, training, no prod changes
Weekend rules are in effect.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Good and cautiously optimistic
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Close loops, avoid risk, protect the weekend
Friday Eve rules apply.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Neutral and operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Execute, finish, disengage
Humpless but holding.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Tired but vindicated
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Celebrate IU, caffeinate, ignore nonsense
2026 CFP Champs hits different.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and professionalism
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Caffeinate, stabilize, ignore nonsense
Proceed at your own risk.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Mentally offline
Stupidity Tolerance: < 0%
Protocol: No prod, no changes, no heroics
Weekend protection enabled. #DBALife

nice...

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Running soft checks, not full diagnostics
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the minimum well, defer the rest
Almost there.

Thank you, Ms. Willena R. Cannon and Ms. Claudette Colvin—your strength, courage, and impact matter, and they’re not forgotten.
#DBALife

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Barely transactional
Stupidity Tolerance: 7%
Protocol: Protect prod, avoid humans, survive midweek
No changes after lunch. #DBALife

uhm do you have a pet lion????

Mood: Functioning, not thriving
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Coffee, core tasks, minimal humanity
Proceed with caution. #DBALife

This makes me want to cry uncommitted-transaction DB tears.

✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and muscle memory
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Coffee first, logic second, nonsense last
Operate within limits. #DBALife