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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DID NOT GOOGLE

08.10.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sheb Wooley "The Purple People Eater" (Official Video)
YouTube video by All Seasons Music Sheb Wooley "The Purple People Eater" (Official Video)

I'm listenting to the purple people eater and all i can think of is Ed stoned off his balls and thinking his dildo became a rock star.

Ed's yelling for stede to come watch the concert...it's just the dildo on the coffee table.

youtu.be/5jV-E09efRE?...

07.10.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

07.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a link? ๐Ÿฅบ

07.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES IT FUCKING DOES! SO GODDAMN MUCH!

05.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New Session | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Reccing mine and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social sugar boys series. Sugar baby Stede and Lawyer Ed:
archiveofourown.org/series/4428322

01.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You thought @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I forgot about our Ed and Stede's surprise baby fic didn't you? HA you'd be wrong! Here's the long awaited fourth chapter of Perfectly Imperfect!
archiveofourown.org/works/668110...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic

29.09.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apple bread
Apple crumble
Apple pancakes
Apple jam
Apple slices and peanutbutter

28.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street with the words well look at that below him ALT: elmo from sesame street with the words well look at that below him

Its at the end of the book!

27.09.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wedge between the headboard and wall?

27.09.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scream singing 'Livin on a Prayer'

27.09.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

26.09.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wet

26.09.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can try for you

26.09.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well welll welllllllll

26.09.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is everything.

26.09.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love the hit television show Our Flag Means Death

25.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us ! ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !
25.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg!

25.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ed: also, im out of grapes ๐Ÿฅบ

25.09.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As he lounges and is fed grapes.

25.09.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly.

25.09.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rival enemy: i will take one of your wives!
Stede: yeah okay.
Rival: i will take that one! *points to ed*
Stede: i will burn your fucking empire to the ground and flail you alive with a snail fork.

25.09.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

....i kinda wanna write that now. Just harem stede with all these wives and ed.
Whered that one come from?
Stede: oh thats my favorite wife.
Person: thats a man.
Stede: and hes a princess.

25.09.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a suit and polka dot shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` that 's me '' . ALT: a woman in a suit and polka dot shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` that 's me '' .

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social

24.09.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahaha olymoic rings tramp stamp

24.09.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg lmao!!!

24.09.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I would love to collab with you!

24.09.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait....im sorry...who?! (There's a funeral home here something F. Tompkins)

22.09.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh! YAY! Loved this one!!!

22.09.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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