Sleepkins

Why is that king always getting crushed by coffee beans?

Guthrie’s. Great neighborhood bar with games to take a bit of pressure off of the awkward first date conversations.

I love the way the branches in the foreground line up with the slope of the mountain. Really cool composition.

Royal Sonesta?

Dumb and Dumber catching strays.

Nobody wants to talk about it, but cans of tuna are either too small or too big.

No, I sure did not.

Image showing that I was Bluesky user # 73,901, which is in the first 1%

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #73,091!

Good Man by Brand New

First thing I thought of

Danny Jansen will substitute for Reese McGuire at catcher for the resumption of the 6/26 game with the blue jays, meaning he will not only become the first player to play for both teams in the same game in mlb history, but he will catch the at bat that he himself started and must be pinch hit for

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Repost with your first crush

No Joke: The Onion Thinks Print Is the Future of Media The satirical site is hoping a newspaper with fake stories and fake ads will lead to real money.

Hi everybody. I have some very good news:

The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.

We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.

It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.

Sometimes it takes a hundred years, but I really do believe in trying out your friends’ hobbies. Even if you don’t stick with it, you get to see a friend from a new angle and maybe learn about something new. Worst case scenario, you end up with several shelves of custom painted Gundam model kits

John Allyn Smith Sails by Okkervil River

100 mouse sized elephants or one elephant sized mouse?

Phone notification from United Airlines “your gate has changed to G8”

Look I don’t care how you spell it I just need to know where to go

Definitely using this when the opportunity presents itself.

Chateaubriand

Barbie derives her signature pinkness from red-hued carotenoids in the brine shrimp that comprise the majority of her diet

Bleu cheese or ranch?

Well he couldn’t before

Can he play the piano anymore?

I want to implore you

Not to pray to god to change your kid

Pray to god to change your heart

So you can love and help your kid

From the new Cyndi Lauper documentary 🏳️‍🌈

This is a Big Thief album cover for sure

RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming

▶️ Listen Now: Yes, Chicago has coyotes. No, they won’t hurt you. Chicago-based researcher and author Stanley Gehrt has a new book focused on his decades-worth of studies on urban coyotes.

Cool episode of WBEZ's The Rundown podcast on one of my favorite topics: Chicago coyotes. (I need to get this book.) www.wbez.org/stories/the-...

C’mon Mets!

Kate Middleton missing. Ben Folds getting divorced from his 5th wife. All of the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

Sox, not Cubs!