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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Apple Music is missing one major thing: a classic iPod to go with it Apple should make an iPod that’s all about the music again

Today's mood: I want a dedicated music player that accepts the fact that I've been way too reliant on streaming services instead of building my own music collection for the past 15 years

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Thought-canceling headphones

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

The horrors persist but so do--

wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?

Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but

HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN

Leased an Ioniq 5 at the end of November because he'd already soiled the Tesla brand for me. Couldn't be happier, it's a great car!

I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a “pickitup pickitup pickitup” window for food. And when you reference “The Specials” no one knows if you’re talking about the band or the menu

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.

Senator Ron Wyden told me today it looks an awful lot like a coup - full Decoder coming Monday but it felt like we should get this clip out there

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

desperately need a Trailer Park Boys episode where Ricky and Bubbles get a job at the LCBO and have to keep un-stocking and re-stocking the shelves of American whiskey because Trump keeps waffling on his tariff threats

Thrawn is the scariest Star War because while everyone else feels kinda like a caricature of evil he's always written as reasonable, easy to get along with, measured and thoughtful. You've got Kylo Ren and Darth Vader choking everyone out and Hux screaming awful speeches and then there's Thrawn

I was definitely thinking "damn kid's already off to a good start" lmaooo

this is fine dog in room on fire meme contrition th- this is not fine!!! oh my god everything’s on FIRE what the hell is my problem

currently

@sunnyjackson.bsky.social GUESS WHO ELSE JOINED THE PARTY (hint: @shenanals.bsky.social)

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

Don't worry guys, I have an idea

~Unplugs the whole United Sates, waits a few second, plugs it back on~

I'm so happy you're here!! Fr such good vibes vs all the other socials rn

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

A very Fallout looking WANG computer from the cold war era. Gaze upon all of its fancy buttons in a panoply of colors.

I wish I could post from this machine instead of my normal computer....or at least build a modern one inside a shell like this.

David Lynch holding a megaphone. He says: "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."

Mood, 2 weeks into 2025

A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.

Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic

Dropped a banger in the work chat after our 2-week break, I think this entitles me to one more week as a reward??

No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.

The Colfax work has unearthed old streetcar rails. (Photos: J.B. Homstad)

Idk, maybe dry January, or buying a boox palma, or reading 10,000 books in a year from the library, or putting your phone in a yondr bag after sundown will fix you

Or you could just get an xbox. They got like a zillion games on gamepass so you can play a different one every single day