At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.

I said, "let's not get carried away."

Όπως έλεγαν και οι αρχαίοι Αιγύπτιοι, "στου Khufu την πόρτα όσο θέλεις βρόντα"

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

Ανοίγει ο μάγειρας του ψυχιατρείου το ντουλάπι να πάρει μακαρόνια, βλέπει μεσα έναν ασθενή. Τον ρωτάει, τι θέλεις ρε φίλε μεσα στο ντουλάπι με τα τρόφιμα, μα κι εγώ τρόφιμος είμαι, του λέει.

I think anyone who saw the episode where Mr. Rogers explains the Trolley Problem has it seared in their memory forever.
So much violence, depictions of gore we never thought possible in puppetry.
We wept, we screamed, we were scarred.
Still, it was educational.
So that’s good.
I guess.

Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something

Pubs pay tax. Churches don't. It should be the other way round.

once a bunch of miscellaneous crap has been put into a neat little pile on a side table it’s not going anywhere. it lives there now.

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers The Paperboy Official Trailer #1 (2012) Zac Efron Movie HD

When do you think they are going to make a paperboy movie that is true to the game? youtu.be/m2GMwWaDSr0

A nation that put carpets in bathrooms deserved to lose her Empire.

did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours

making some pita bread for a greek-themed potluck with friends

A foodie style photo of an omelette on a plate with a fork having just taken a piece out, sprinkled with fresh chives, and with four bands of colour across the omelette; brown, black, orange, and gold. The bands of colour are those used on resistors; hence, an ohmelette.

Ohmelette

"That Sam-I-Am," said Ryan, considering the Glock 36 with the ultra compact frame and chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge. "I do not like that Sam-I-Am."

- From Tom Clancy's Green Eggs And Ham

The idea here is that it would be useful for the owner if the ai input could filter out ai output to prevent HabsburgAI.

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks

Άπειρες φορές το έχω γράψει σας κάνουμε ρτ και φαβ νομίζετε πως κάτι θέλουμε από εσάς ή πως σας γουστάρουμε δεν σας κάνουμε ρτ και φαβ νομίζετε πως έχουμε κάτι μαζί σας και πως σας μισούμε παιδιά δεν συμβαίνει τίποτα από τα δύο απλά είστε μαλακες αυτό είναι όλο

Long story short, I'm sad that I had to clarify a joke about ghee.

There's a new dating app that caters to arsonists.

Every week you get new matches!

I’m never donating to anyone collecting money for a marathon again.

They just take the money and run.

Did you know that Barry Lyndon is not about the fictional love child of Barry Goldwater and LBJ

We put our children in a new escape room each day, which they must solve before they are given lunch. In the afternoon they must write a short novella. If the story is rated at least 4/5 stars by a panel of literary critics, we show them a picture of ice cream.

απευθύνονται σε κλινικά ηλίθιους κ άσχετους που νομίζουν ότι το δύσκολο στον προγραμματισμό είναι να μάθεις τις εντολές

Μετά τους Κινέζους θα βγάλουν και οι Μογγόλοι εμπορική πλατφόρμα, θα λέγεται Temu jin.

Τίμιο ξύλο ✝️

The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called 'Sound of Wasps'.

When I got home and played it I realised it didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out l'd been playing the Bee side.

Across the James Bond films between 1962 and 2021, Bond takes 86 international trips, has 59 sexual liaisons and washes his hands twice. Because of this, researchers believe he is likely to die of acute diarrhoea.

If you're worried about your microwave collecting data and your TV spying on you...

Just remember - your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.

There's a new dating app that caters to arsonists.

Every week you get new matches!