Telephone numbers are not numbers. If a leading 0 is an important part of an identifier then it's different to its numerical value and so not a number.

Ακούω στο ραδιόφωνο (κόσμος) ειδήσεις.
Κατάσχεση μαμούθ στο Καπανδρίτι, λέει. 4,7 τόνοι ληγμένου κρέατος.
Κι εντάξει όλα τα άλλα, αλλά περίμεναν να μην έχει λήξει το κρέας του μαμούθ;

Macbeth: SHIT

What do engineers hate the most?

1. Writing detailed PRDs.
2. Managing/fixing other people’s code.

AI might be more efficient. It also steals the joy and leaves behind the work we never liked.

Cross-apply to designers, writers, and more.

Αποχώρησε ο Μπίστης μαζί με την ομάδα του, τους λεγόμενους Μπίστη Boys

Good combo though - hold the vacuum hose right under where you're drilling to minimize dust cleanup later.

9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container

if you ask a tree a hard question before you chop it down you can really stump it

I set my oven to 180° and now the door is at the back.

oh no no no don't be crazy you're worrying over nothing that centre is definitely gonna hold

Ο γκοθάς που ακούει λαϊκοπόπ είναι Βισσηγότθος

The manager of Hilbert's Grand Hotel, hearing the Christmas story and thinking "Fucksake - it's easy. You move the guest from room one..."

Reading the Stand while stuck in a hotel room with a cold clearly the best idea ever.

Βάλε κι έναν να κάνει τον PM. 60 iterations, μηδέν αποτέλεσμα.

Ο Χαν παράτησε το Λουκ και τη Λέια για να ακολουθήσει Σόλο καριέρα

in Ancient Greece hungry hungry hippos was just a single horse

extra spicy curry + rum i drank too fast = the best code, probably. the most sense-making code

A re-enactment of English Longbowmen at the Battle of Agincourt, with the words "All I Want For Christmas Is Yew" at the bottom of the picture. You see, my dear alt-text readers, Yew wood was the preferred wood for longbows, prized for its strength and flexibility. So it would make sense that the bowmen might want yew for Christmas. This is a pun, a terrible Christmas pun, playing off that Mariah Carey song, you know the once, yes you do. I'm a bad person for making this pun. I am so sorry.

It's a longshot people will get this joke

My friends say I'm getting fatter.
In my defense, I've had a lot on my plate lately.

Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked

The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything

What was Icarus's favourite food?

Hot wings.

Helpful Holiday Hint: Give the most annoying family member a ride to the gathering so no one will be upset when you leave early.

Λίμνη Ζαραβίνα, Πωγώνι

YouTube video by DJ Fuggi Fugazi Waiting Room (music video)

youtu.be/Og7u3sKuegM?...

Η άλλη είδε μια ανάρτηση για τη Maya Angelou, αμέσως να σχολιάσει Α ΡΕ ΠΑΤΡΙΔΑ ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ ΠΑΝΤΟΥ 111

headache so bad I’m excited to meet Athena soon

Really excited about "scripts"! 🤔 They are a kind of agentic AI model that autonomously interacts with your computer by using "statements" generated through a developer-machine interface. 😲 This is some seriously disruptive stuff and really shoes how much AI is changing the scene! 😳

Shelly Duvall from “The Shining” looking at the typewriter, but instead of “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,” it says “right about now, the funk soul brother check it out now, the funk soul brother” over and over again

😆😆😆

How long have you been married?