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Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race, in a historic victory for progressives Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

05.11.2025 02:39 — 👍 3908    🔁 820    💬 43    📌 122
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a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face

♥️🍎

05.11.2025 03:37 — 👍 1440    🔁 55    💬 10    📌 0

I need everyone to stop being fucking assholes

04.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also incredibly grateful that having anxiety in a public space was the extent of my worries today.

03.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes it just takes one person's kindness to turn a situation around. Major gratitude for those that remain calm and kind when anxiety gets the best of us (or, in this example, me at Outback)

03.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the hero wields the mighty blade (lighter) and faces the fell beast (cigarette)

02.11.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dreamt i desperately wanted to smoke a cigarette all night but every lighter i found was dead, or i wasn't strong enough to use them. like dreaming about fighting but your punches are weak and slow

02.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nooooo 😭 i got lucky this year i think

02.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
FUCK. HARD.

FUCK. HARD.

Fuck that

Fuck that

reading the famous twilight fanfiction for the first time ever and it's absolute dog shit and also bad

02.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i went to the store, blacked out, then awoke in my car with the backseat full of discounted Halloween decorations.

02.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bee-Do Mee-Maw: an *instant* classic 😂

31.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 557    🔁 98    💬 14    📌 8
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happy halloween from the great pumpkin

31.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Light colored T-shirt with a graphic that looks like a local tortilla brand and the text says "Chinga La Migra". Preorder it and $8 per sale will go to benefit the Street Vendors Association of Chicago.

Light colored T-shirt with a graphic that looks like a local tortilla brand and the text says "Chinga La Migra". Preorder it and $8 per sale will go to benefit the Street Vendors Association of Chicago.

¡Chinga La Migra!

Chicago street vendors are being targeted by ICE & Border Patrol agents. As a result, many are staying home and not able to work. Preorder and $8 per shirt will go towards the Street Vendors Association of Chicago who offer financial assistance to vendors who stay home.

30.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 220    🔁 106    💬 6    📌 9
florence the machine and CMAT are TOURING TOGETHER

florence the machine and CMAT are TOURING TOGETHER

god damn it

29.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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pumpkin carving!!! made the character i play in Peak :)) @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social @landfall.se

29.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

thank you so much everyone who invites me to cool shit but i must request a cease and desist. i simply must lock in

28.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Found the Noise Boys had to take their pic...📸

@joshruben.bsky.social / @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

26.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 531    🔁 42    💬 5    📌 0
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still thinking about this meal (it was yesterday)

26.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These fuckers are impossible to plan with 😂

26.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what's a latte's favorite play? matcha do about nothing 🥁

26.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should have bought pit tickets just so I could sing Yucky Blucky Fruitcake into the mic since none of them bitches up there knew it

26.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
variety of outdoor potted plants

variety of outdoor potted plants

the babies

25.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sooooo someone in my friend's neighborhood cut down and tossed this beautiful plant (bird of paradise?) so i took what i could without having tools handy and potted it when i got home. the internet says it's very unlikely it'll grow like this but idk maybe something unexpected will happen!

23.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cheeky cartoon piglet brought to life by a witch

22.10.2025 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " 
"You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."

The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " "You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

20.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 7817    🔁 2311    💬 11    📌 228
fucking distopian as hell burger from steak n shake with the fucking bitcoin logo stamped on the bun what the hell

fucking distopian as hell burger from steak n shake with the fucking bitcoin logo stamped on the bun what the hell

Fucking what?

20.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link

19.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 4751    🔁 1731    💬 84    📌 180

sometimes i think of an alternate timeline where steve irwin wasn't filming that day. i dunno, it just feels like things would different maybe

19.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
White words on a black background read:

50+ 
Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino.

~130
Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. 

~20
Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.

White words on a black background read: 50+ Immigration agents have the authority to detain whom they reasonably suspect are in the country illegally. We found more than 50 Americans who were held after agents questioned their citizenship. They were almost all Latino. ~130 Agents also can arrest citizens who allegedly interfered with or assaulted officers. We compiled cases of about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, accused of assaulting or impeding officers. ~20 Among the citizens detained are nearly 20 children, including two with cancer.

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.

18.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 17239    🔁 8061    💬 299    📌 242
oodles of sushi from my camera roll over the years

oodles of sushi from my camera roll over the years

wow!

18.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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