Manny

I think it’s so funny that the guy who made this comic vocally regrets it.

Anyway, as someone who owns a few of her albums on vinyl, I think it’s okay to talk about how bad this album is. Like it’s the worst album she’s put out in years and people should be allowed to criticize it!

Turns out Jack Antonoff wasn’t the problem.

Have you seen the handwriting of the average college student now? I feel so bad for college professors because reading these is going to be brutal

This is Gaylors 9/11

Me: man I hate this country
Me during the Olympics: still hate this country, and the Winter Olympics is boring.
Me during the World Cup: I’m actively rooting for Mexico or whoever plays Argentina
Me during Survivor Australia versus the world: FUCK YES AMERICA! USA, USA, USA

Going to ruin (improve) the vibe at market days by spraying some of you 🚬s with aerosol deodorant

Take it up with Lego, not me!

New York Lego set

Chicago Lego set

San Francisco LEGO set

Las Vegas LEGO set

The four US cities debate is crazy because Lego already answered this.

A little late, but while I really like clair obscur expedition 33, the lack of a map is so annoying.

Okay but if that concert kiss cam thing was just a way to raise brand awareness for Astronomer and Coldplay? I mean who even knew Coldplay was still touring?

Drag Race fans are so weak. Oh no you suspect favoritism is affecting the outcome of the show? Oh you couldn’t watch it early and have to avoid spoilers? You know how many World Cup games I’ve had to watch on a time delay just to watch my team lose on a bullshit call?

Can’t believe we finally got a good Superman movie all because James Gunn tweeted some stupid shit in 2008, got fired by Disney, and immediately got poached by the WB

A man can be a 10/10 and suddenly you find out he uses ChatGPT for simple tasks and it’s game over.

We both decided we wanted attention at the same time.

Alternative: Hermes had thoughts about me trying to be a thot

I don’t know who Natalie Nunn is, but MIB was giving me Jay Leno

Snatch game was meh, but it was saved by Ginger’s performance and the editors making MIB look like a fool.

Proving all of my haters wrong by surviving another electric forest
But also proving all of my haters right by losing another pair of sunglasses

Governor JB Pritzker said to Rep. Mary Miller: "I am not going to be lectured to by somebody who extols the virtue of Hitler."

Finally, someone says it to their faces.

I think some combination of Dany and Jon was the most popular

Based on the number of people I’ve seen selling their world pride tickets, is anyone going to be there?

As a Peni main, this season has been great! Finally made it to diamond after accepting my fate as a vanguard.

I’m also not very hopeful about any future releases really. I didn’t love Tears of the Kingdom, and if that’s the route Zelda is going, I’m not sure if there is a first party game that will draw me in.

It feels so weird being indifferent to a major Nintendo console release. I’ve owned every home console release, but there just isn’t anything drawing me to the Switch 2.

Went to go see Titanique and the person in front of me kept pulling out their phone. Who does that?! The show is less than 2 hours, there’s no reason to be scrolling instagram during the show!

I hate that all stars is on paramount plus because I just saw the episode and need to bitch about it to someone!

Final Destination could never work with a Mexican family, because if I told my mom I had a dream that was a premonition of all our deaths, she would just believe me.

Spotify, non of these words are in the Bible.

Sorry babes, this is like the most lukewarm take there is.

It’s better you don’t know!

I will not be commenting on the new pope until he takes a stance on being a White Sox fan or a Cubs fan.