Shea, please bring 6 trophies back…I need to hear you and Jason crack each other up about the Clippers mess!

Coke got sweeter. Iowa got a little less red.

Chet signed his extension yesterday

Wait, NAW is Shai’s cousin…why haven’t I heard that before?!?! Like 10 times a game for 5 games

Thunder chip and Halfway Books hoodies in the same week?!?!

Alienating their player base

I don’t mean to speak out of turn, but this might be the most important thing you’ve ever done

ESPN suspended me from Twitter for telling a creationist colleague that evolution was real.

Can't wait to get mine, I signed up early! I'm a simple man... Shea Serrano sells something, I buy it. I know I'll like it plus it often ends up passing through to someone in need! Also still coveting a Halfway Books hoodie.

You know what I’m going to say, partner

Tonight Dub was great when it got tight, but shai shot us out of the game, everything short in the 4th

Please stop

Thunder fan here, new Sharpe fan... will he be buried on the bench or is it safe for me to pick him up in fantasy? Last night he looked like a legit NBA starter

Wolves played great, I feel like we gave that game away, stale offense in the fourth. Missed too many open 3’s while the wolves stayed aggressive and got to the line. Putting the ball in Shai’s hands near midcourt over and over playing into a trap seems like coaching malpractice

It’s like they spent the last 6 minutes saying…trap Shai, we want to practice missing open 3’s

It’s Saturday night, so here’s Grizz getting down to “Pony” 👀 - you’re welcome!

(h/t @kashana.bsky.social )

When you’re right, you’re right

People sometimes ask me where they can get really basic things, such as button-up shirts. So I'm writing a two-part guide. Except, this one isn't a "what every man should own" type of guide (those are stupid). It's filled with personal prejudice (what I think is useful). 🧵

Slam and Jam preview: We had a listener (@pizzaman.bsky.social) create a website dedicated to tracking the Surprise Teams. It is incredibly cool. Check it out here: tinyurl.com/surpriseteam

Advertisement for Canon. Godzilla stands next to a copy machine with paper in his hands.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

When your backdrop is the Mona Lisa you automatically win the press conference

@andrewschlecht.bsky.social any talk of adding Avdija at the deadline, seems like a good fit and surely the blazers are making moves. I know he came up in discussions last year…does the new contract cause issues?

what a year/lemon it's january

A Black woman named Aliyah was struggling to find work. So, she catfished herself and made a fake profile on LinkedIn named "Emily." Emily had the same qualifications as Aliyah but received 57.9% of interview invites while Aliyah received 8.9%

This is what we mean when we say racism is systemic.

Years ago I wrote an episode of "The Office" where Michael Scott starts to doubt his instincts as a salesman so much that when his GPS tells him to drive straight, even though there's a lake in front of him, he does it. Some people thought it made him too stupid...

1/4

i think the problem is nfl and college football teams are shooting too many threes, and too much of the discourse around both leagues revolves around "slop" (trades/FA/etc.) and not the game