Daniel

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Art

oh my *god* lmao

If you consider wanting equality, justice, stopping the arming of a genocide & marginalised groups to be treated with dignity, respect & exist without demonisation "extremism that will tear our country apart", it kind of suggests our country is a fucking shithole that should be torn apart.

labour had the entire morning to come up with a response and what they landed on was 'these voters are all extremists'

the level of delusion from labour

they are never gonna understand. they're never gonna change

ppl like @lucympowell.bsky.social can send as many snarky letters as she likes

KNOCK KNOCK

"Who's there?"

"Labour UK. "

"Fuck off"

*rapturous laughter nationwide*

Trolley Problem version. Top Track: the most people Middle Track: fewer people than above Bottom Track: nobody

Labour: You see if Reform win, everyone gets hurt, but if u vote Labour only THOSE people get hurt. You'll be fine.

Voters: OH. Ok. And what about that empty track down there?

Labour: NO! DON'T LOOK AT THAT!! They want you to take drugs and have nuclear war in the park.

Good morning Lorraine,

I'm from the Department of Putting in the Newspaper That People Are Mad, and I'm wondering if I can include you in the latest edition?

And they STILL got fucking humiliated!

Labour created fake tactical voting sites to manipulate voters. They shared graphs that deliberately omitted the Greens to manipulate voters. They used video vans to smear @zackpolanski.bsky.social. They took nasty tactics from the Tories/Reform & firmly established themselves as a right wing party.

The media are going to aggressively attack voters & tell you you're an extremist threat to Britain. They want you to feel ashamed of the Greens result, bc if they don't we might realise that if we vote like this in every election, we might not have to simply settle for "lesser of 2 cunts" anymore.

Labour needed Reform to win so that they could scream "this is what happens when you vote Green" to scare future voters.

But they failed despite dirty tricks.

They campaign on "We're slightly better than Reform" but must now shift to "We're much worse than Greens".

Fuck Labour.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Who's there?"

"Labour UK. "

"Fuck off"

*rapturous laughter nationwide*

He gets the beauty of humanity like no other comedy writer

Rumours circulating that Labour are directly phoning Gorton & Denton constituents telling them that @zackpolanski.bsky.social was drawing cocks and balls on the local bus stops.

They'll stop at nothing.

But.... the bomb explosions

bsky.app/profile/djba...

How have the Greens done that? What have they done that's unacceptable?

Odin when he's accused of favouritism

Still from Withnail and I.

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Again, how are they worse, Ruth? They are already treating marginalised groups like they're subhuman scum, so worse for who?

You don't get to ask people being forced to suffer by this government to co-operate & vote for the same government to maintain your comfort.

They have a solid lead as this is a signature move for a known local gang

The Greens made up a fake company & used it to lie to their constituents?

Out of interest, looking at how Labour are treating trans people, the poor, the disabled, young people, immigrants, asylum seekers, trying to sell the NHS & arming genocide, why do you want to keep Reform out?

Phil: The Greens did it too!

Everyone: You sure?

Phil: Read THIS & weep.

Everyone: That one cites a source, data and the org is real

Phil: Oh. Then stick THIS one in your pipe and smoke it

Everyone: That's also legitimate.

Phil: Yeah, but lots of people don't like it.

Everyone: Fuck up Phil

Is there an alternative method of getting one of these? Something involving kinetic perhaps?

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Starmer is not on our side......

Smoking Spice cut with plutonium

Trolley Problem version. Top Track: the most people Middle Track: fewer people than above Bottom Track: nobody

Labour: You see if Reform win, everyone gets hurt, but if u vote Labour only THOSE people get hurt. You'll be fine.

Voters: OH. Ok. And what about that empty track down there?

Labour: NO! DON'T LOOK AT THAT!! They want you to take drugs and have nuclear war in the park.