More CTE than a wrestlers’ retirement home

Any non-water melon is a waste of the energy evolution spent to develop itself.

Florida is a grift. All of it.

Don’t forget - you can throw the ball directly at the runners head to get an out!

No, sir. We want it abolished.

Take a stand and do what is right.

But my HOA sent a strongly worded email…

Is K. Clark in here? This looks like his type of meal.

800 staff for 15 detainees? Also - what is the budget on that?

I rest my case, your honor.

Third place would be whoever owns the 76’ers.

Sounds about white.

“Hope is not an action plan.”

- every boss I’ve ever had

All politics is local.

And those guys are universal assholes.

The gender pay gap for women over a lifetime equates to 1.5 million.

This surgery is a bargain.

Are these Biden inflation prices or Trump fix it on day one prices?

Rubio after Pulse “It was our turn.”

I imagine the others states search for “VPN” almost exclusively.

The White House Press Briefings?

They all think they can talk to the media like the 34 Time Convicted Felon, but none of them lead the Cult of Personality. If that worked DeSantis would have won the 2024 primary.

Give Skydivers (also from the first set) another look. The music and the Skydiving sequences might move it a little farther towards the entertaining side.

If I lose another WWE alternative because of a doomed corporate merger….

@traegernation.bsky.social who decided it was a good idea to roll out a new app on Thanksgiving Day? I can’t get into the app now because servers are down and I’m trying to g to smoke a Turkey.

Is someone trying to imply that two Guardsmen were intentionally sacrificed to inflame tensions and distract from illegal power grabs being done?

Man, I really miss college sometimes.

Is that the Blogofdoom issue?

I thought it was Engle in 8th grade Civics, but who knows where he got it from.

Probably not Hedberg, though.

I remember being told once that advertising exists to sell us something we don’t need at a price we shouldn’t have to pay and damn if it’s not true here.

Is this an unreleased 47 tweet?

Is this post from 2016?

I’m shocked.