@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.
I picked your name for Secret Satan.
10.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0therapist: what’s on your mind
me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
There needs to be a NYE party with open bar and hors d’oeuvres and all that stuff, but then from like 10pm to 11pm, they pass out pillows and blankets for nap time.
09.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE *SOMEONE ATE ALL THE CHRISTMAS COOKIES ALREADY!
*me
need a nap to break up all my naps
10.12.2025 05:27 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all anxieties.
10.12.2025 13:16 — 👍 142 🔁 74 💬 4 📌 0I sleep with a bat under my bed, just in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about baseball.
10.12.2025 12:56 — 👍 80 🔁 20 💬 9 📌 0This gift could’ve been a gift card.
09.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0morning coffee that smells so good, you flirt with the cup as you sip
10.12.2025 11:44 — 👍 95 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 2I have no idea why Jimmy Fallon is trending, and I love that for me.
09.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry i made your girl fall in love with me by loading the dishwasher properly
09.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 86 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 1Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
09.12.2025 17:40 — 👍 108 🔁 26 💬 14 📌 1According to my fitness app, I sat for 15 miles on my couch today.
09.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 199 🔁 70 💬 6 📌 1This gift could’ve been a gift card.
09.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0There needs to be a NYE party with open bar and hors d’oeuvres and all that stuff, but then from like 10pm to 11pm, they pass out pillows and blankets for nap time.
09.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to throw away that reusable gift bag you’ve been reusing since 2004.
09.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please accept my apology so I can do it again.
08.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 136 🔁 62 💬 1 📌 0dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
09.12.2025 03:30 — 👍 65 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know about all the Whos down in Whoville, but I can relate to all the Whys down in Whyville.
07.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0You guys wanna chip in and buy Warner Bros. with me, or nah?
08.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0idk who put the pity in serendipity but I’ll take it
08.12.2025 15:43 — 👍 69 🔁 35 💬 0 📌 0What if I don't want a case of the Mondays? A six-pack is more than enough
08.12.2025 16:14 — 👍 84 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 0I don’t know about all the Whos down in Whoville, but I can relate to all the Whys down in Whyville.
07.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0My top song on Spotify Wrapped for 2025 is the sad trombone sound effect.
05.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0That’s my jam!!! 😂
05.12.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My top song on Spotify Wrapped for 2025 is the sad trombone sound effect.
05.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0There should be an elf on shelf in the Oval Office.
04.12.2025 14:41 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I bet Tom Cruise could get Pete Hegseth to admit to ordering the Code Red.
03.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Every day is Cyber Monday when you refuse to leave the house to buy stuff.
01.12.2025 14:50 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0I hope this year Alvin finally gets a hula hoop for Christmas.
30.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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