Cdn Cobra Chicken

Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta.

Wayne Campbell gets it. Party on.

I’m so sorry, my friend. Sending hugs your way.

Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods.

We have long memories.

My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️

Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably.

Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes.

New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality.

Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny.

Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person.

Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl.

Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day.

I said good day.

I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season.

If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.

A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle.

You’re 100% right 😂

My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the words `` nailed it '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the words `` nailed it '' .

Yes, exactly. 10/10. 😂

People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter

guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM

The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch.

I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me.

Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed

Ew. Absolutely not. 😂

Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.”

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.

Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump's tariffs “This is fantastic news. For me.”

Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs

It’s satire but not satire at the same time. 😭😂

If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all.