Alfred @maskeroni - Bluesky Profile

saw this on the ground and thought good band name

15.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you’ve not seen her live, make it a priority—one of the best shows i’ve ever seen.

01.06.2025 09:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real question: have you compared to other chili crisp? my old man gut doesn’t love me when i eat chilis but looove me some crisp.

17.05.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i see what you did there 🫠

15.05.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you for getting the top 3 in the correct order. 😎

14.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what’s the word for sending a link or forwarding an email without any context or explanation on why it’s being sent?

whatever it’s called can we all agree to stop doing it?

06.05.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unfortunate haha

27.04.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

does ben still have bangs?

27.04.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s a gem of a profile.

20.04.2025 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“come eat a multiple protein dinner with me” might be my new favorite genre of spam

18.02.2025 00:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow. the coors light commercial was right.

10.02.2025 12:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was this the gen z bowl idk

10.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did not have 'weaponizing beer cans' on my bingo card this year

10.02.2025 02:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's because you have good taste! i'm a sucker for absurdist ads. and one-liners. the heartbeat of super bowl advertising.

10.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as a man with an oddly shaped head this one resonates

10.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also in my personal top ads from this super bowl. dont judge me.

10.02.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me and judy—the only PMB fans on planet earth

10.02.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i for one am disappointed in open ai—really wanted them to debut the first super bowl spot created by a sentient ai creative director

love the visuals though

10.02.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

another basic take: the uber eats campaign this year is great. and this super bowl ad is a nice capstone.

10.02.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i assume they had an intern ready to create a diversion

10.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one my all time favorite #superbowl ads the puppy monkey baby mtn dew ad from 2016. also because i'm basic. i might be the only one cheering its return.

10.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1