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Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.

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Why are they LIKE that..
These awkward bandito-masked 30something trumplerjugend all stand/move look like they're storing a hot flask of coffee up their dilated butts.

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𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺 π—‚π—Œ π—Œπ—π—‚π—…π—… π—‚π—†π—‰π—‹π—‚π—Œπ—ˆπ—‡π–Ύπ–½ 𝗂𝗇 π–¨π—Œπ—‹π–Ίπ–Ύπ—… 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍 π—ˆπ–Ώ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π–Ώπ—…π—ˆπ—π—‚π—…π—…π–Ί. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 π—π–Ίπ—Œ π—‡π—ˆπ— 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 π–Ώπ—‹π—ˆπ—† 𝗁𝗂𝗆. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾, π–­π—ˆπ—Œπ–Ύπ—„π–Ύπ—‡π—‚ 𝖱𝖺𝖻𝗂𝖺 𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺, π–Ώπ–Ύπ–Ίπ—‹π—Œ π–Ώπ—ˆπ—‹ 𝗁𝖾𝗋 π—π—Žπ—Œπ–»π–Ίπ—‡π–½'π—Œ π—Œπ–Ίπ–Ώπ–Ύπ—π—’, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 π—Œπ—π–Ύ π—†π—Žπ—Œπ— π–Ίπ—‡π—Œπ—π–Ύπ—‹ 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 π—Šπ—Žπ–Ύπ—Œπ—π—‚π—ˆπ—‡π—Œ: β€œπ–Άπ—‚π—…π—… 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒, π—ˆπ—‹ 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾 π—ˆπ—„π–Ίπ—’?” 𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺 π—π–Ίπ—Œ π—‡π—ˆπ— 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 π–Όπ—ˆπ—π–Ύπ—‹π–Ίπ—€π–Ύ π—ˆπ—π—π–Ύπ—‹π—Œ 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 π–Ώπ—‹π—ˆπ—† 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π–Ώπ—…π—ˆπ—π—‚π—…π—…π–Ί. π–£π—ˆπ—‡'𝗍 π–Ώπ—ˆπ—‹π—€π–Ύπ— π—π—π—‚π—Œ π–»π—‹π—ˆπ—π—π–Ύπ—‹.

𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺 π—‚π—Œ π—Œπ—π—‚π—…π—… π—‚π—†π—‰π—‹π—‚π—Œπ—ˆπ—‡π–Ύπ–½ 𝗂𝗇 π–¨π—Œπ—‹π–Ίπ–Ύπ—… 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍 π—ˆπ–Ώ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π–Ώπ—…π—ˆπ—π—‚π—…π—…π–Ί. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 π—π–Ίπ—Œ π—‡π—ˆπ— 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 π–Ώπ—‹π—ˆπ—† 𝗁𝗂𝗆. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾, π–­π—ˆπ—Œπ–Ύπ—„π–Ύπ—‡π—‚ 𝖱𝖺𝖻𝗂𝖺 𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺, π–Ώπ–Ύπ–Ίπ—‹π—Œ π–Ώπ—ˆπ—‹ 𝗁𝖾𝗋 π—π—Žπ—Œπ–»π–Ίπ—‡π–½'π—Œ π—Œπ–Ίπ–Ώπ–Ύπ—π—’, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 π—Œπ—π–Ύ π—†π—Žπ—Œπ— π–Ίπ—‡π—Œπ—π–Ύπ—‹ 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 π—Šπ—Žπ–Ύπ—Œπ—π—‚π—ˆπ—‡π—Œ: β€œπ–Άπ—‚π—…π—… 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒, π—ˆπ—‹ 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾 π—ˆπ—„π–Ίπ—’?” 𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺 π—π–Ίπ—Œ π—‡π—ˆπ— 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 π–Όπ—ˆπ—π–Ύπ—‹π–Ίπ—€π–Ύ π—ˆπ—π—π–Ύπ—‹π—Œ 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 π–Ώπ—‹π—ˆπ—† 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π–Ώπ—…π—ˆπ—π—‚π—…π—…π–Ί. π–£π—ˆπ—‡'𝗍 π–Ώπ—ˆπ—‹π—€π–Ύπ— π—π—π—‚π—Œ π–»π—‹π—ˆπ—π—π–Ύπ—‹.

𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺 π—‚π—Œ π—Œπ—π—‚π—…π—… π—‚π—†π—‰π—‹π—‚π—Œπ—ˆπ—‡π–Ύπ–½ 𝗂𝗇 π–¨π—Œπ—‹π–Ίπ–Ύπ—… 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍 π—ˆπ–Ώ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 π–Ώπ—…π—ˆπ—π—‚π—…π—…π–Ί. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 π—π–Ίπ—Œ π—‡π—ˆπ— 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 π–Ώπ—‹π—ˆπ—† 𝗁𝗂𝗆. π–§π—‚π—Œ 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾, π–­π—ˆπ—Œπ–Ύπ—„π–Ύπ—‡π—‚ 𝖱𝖺𝖻𝗂𝖺 𝖬𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖺, π–Ώπ–Ύπ–Ίπ—‹π—Œ π–Ώπ—ˆπ—‹ 𝗁𝖾𝗋 π—π—Žπ—Œπ–»π–Ίπ—‡π–½'π—Œ π—Œπ–Ίπ–Ώπ–Ύπ—π—’, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 π—Œπ—π–Ύ π—†π—Žπ—Œπ— π–Ίπ—‡π—Œπ—π–Ύπ—‹ 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 π—Šπ—Žπ–Ύπ—Œπ—π—‚π—ˆπ—‡π—Œ: β€œπ–Άπ—‚π—…π—… 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒, π—ˆπ—‹ 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾 π—ˆπ—„π–Ίπ—’?”

07.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

I keep hearing about "Anthropic". And I keep thinking, for a split second, that it sounds like a septic mutagenic disease that turns you a sort of twisted elk/human hybrid that won't survive the night.

01.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kier, you vegetable.

Your line should be "He IS a racist, yes- but worse than that, he's a Libertarian ghoul who wants to crack the NHS open and feast on it's innards, while forcing us into US style health debt."

01.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TO BE CLEAR

MEN WOULD NOT BE POSING AS ICE AGENTS

AND ASSAULTING WOMEN

IF ICE DIDN'T EXIST

22.09.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Misread that as 'incinerate him forever'

Aw hell whatever- that too ;3

22.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Again. That's division of labor.
I condemn the colonialist regime squatting murderously in occupied palestine, and you can condemn other things.
That way, niether of us get overwhelmed. Isn't that neat?

22.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Which is why i'm trusting a goodly obsessive maniac like yourself with those particular godawful injustices, while myself and my loosely affiliated lefty chums keep a twitchy tearful eye on the assault on Gaza City by the idf.

It's called division of labor. Maybe you've heard of it.

22.09.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell u wot.
How about you concern yourself with those atrocities, and we'll concern ourselves with the flagrant genocidal antics of the so-called state of Israel? :)
Ok bud?

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Preview
Israel just massacred 25 members of the same family in Gaza City In another deadly Israeli massacre against displaced people, around 25 members of the Dughmush family were killed in Gaza City

The murder intensifies!

So Starmer, now you have recognised the the Palestinian State it's time to take real action to end the genocide.

#FreePalestine
#EndIsrseliGenocide
#IsraelTerroristState
#BDS

www.thecanary.co/global/world...

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Old media have repteadedly shoved this bullfrog down our poor dilatated throats for what seems like 100 years. Day in, Day out, the question is "what does Nigel think??" :O

Then some of them are like- "I wonder why he's so dangerously close to number 10!.."

22.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like an israeli King Leopold of Belgium.

Angh!.. History's rhyming again, I hate it when it does that

22.09.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like Israeli Thanos.

22.09.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody who watches that apple-cheeked scandi dipshit is not watching for the 40k lore. If they wanted GOOD stuff they'd let Oculus Imperia fill their ears with delicious poetry. Instead of the atonal squaking of some wiki-reciting man-enfant.

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PANEL 1: A guy sporting a pin shaped like a monster leans over to a big glass tube full of skin in the close foreground.
GUY: Hey Geoff. I see you're not wearing a Bone Farmer memorial pin?

PANEL 2: GEOFF, the skin pile, starts to talk, over the shoulder of the GUY.
GEOFF: I mean, it'd be kind of tough to–
GUY: It's bone farmer memorial day.
GUY: We're all remembering all the good stuff he did.

PANEL 3: The GUY dabs away a tear.
GEOFF: Like what? Name one thing.
GUY: Shh! I'm remembering it all right now. Silently.

PANEL 4: THE GUY, dialing a phone.
GUY: It's like you don't even know the rules of the day?
GUY: I'm going to call the cops.

PANEL 1: A guy sporting a pin shaped like a monster leans over to a big glass tube full of skin in the close foreground. GUY: Hey Geoff. I see you're not wearing a Bone Farmer memorial pin? PANEL 2: GEOFF, the skin pile, starts to talk, over the shoulder of the GUY. GEOFF: I mean, it'd be kind of tough to– GUY: It's bone farmer memorial day. GUY: We're all remembering all the good stuff he did. PANEL 3: The GUY dabs away a tear. GEOFF: Like what? Name one thing. GUY: Shh! I'm remembering it all right now. Silently. PANEL 4: THE GUY, dialing a phone. GUY: It's like you don't even know the rules of the day? GUY: I'm going to call the cops.

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

22.09.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5041    πŸ” 1290    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13
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Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

20.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11963    πŸ” 2488    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 90

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

10.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13838    πŸ” 4196    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 60

Nice! What's growing?

10.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shooter might have tried to aim for the face, but let's be honest- it'd have been like hitting a postage stamp.

10.09.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in this trying time, all I can offer is a handful of heartfelt parting words-

Rest in Feces Diaperboy :D

10.09.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Aura Farming" made me honk like a goddam goose :D fuckin hell hehehehe

If that turns out to be something the kidz are actually saying now I'll probably honklaugh again

10.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything helps.

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ chuffed.org/project/1253...

08.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cheerleaders of zionism, always with the same leading brow-beating questions meant to shame people. I've had to answer this a thousand times over the past couple years, and no matter the wording it always galls me. I swear to fuckin' gawd-

For the LAST TIME, YES! >:]

07.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Compared to the mass collective punishment enacted on the captive (and now starving) population of Gaza. Yeah- sorry, don't give a fuck about a bunch of Israelis who were ballsy enough to party next to a concentration camp.

Go cry into your poutine.

07.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He also was Jewish himself, crucially.
I'm a very lapsed Catholic. I don't like Catholic Church's evil colonialist history, and I'd imagine Karl would call Israel and Zionism what they are - Evil Colonialism.

Well, words to that effect anyway :D
He did have a cute habit of overcomplicating things.

07.09.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI know I raped women and kids, tortured people, ran aparthied on em for decades, dehumanized them, kidnapped them, stole their home and belongings, shot multiple toddlers in the head, burnt Christians alive, and bombed innocents, but you just swore at me. How dare you? I’m offended.”

- Zionists.

06.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 8
'The time is now!' - Corbyn tells packed Preston rally
YouTube video by The Crispin Flintoff Show 'The time is now!' - Corbyn tells packed Preston rally

Jezza's speach is great, it gives me hope & inspiration, as well it should, I think he may have a little bit of experience in public speaking.
But if you watch this video for nothing else, watch the speach by the 16 year old activist at the start. She had me in tears.

youtu.be/MftR_eMYvLY?...

03.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Moar like pancaked processors.

03.09.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

03.09.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 31741    πŸ” 6554    πŸ’¬ 398    πŸ“Œ 217

@baldaciouscrumb is following 20 prominent accounts