oh deer

Deer hoove steering car with cigarette between whatever their toes are called

Have to actually drive to work tomorrow

i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

Tom and Jerry meme where Tom is reading a letter that says "every app is just for downloading signal just like internet explorer exists to download". Then Tom looks up excited, only to be hit in the face with a pie labeled "CHROME"

Orange and white cat looking out of a window

Lookin at tha wether. Thinkin bowt tha wether.

world is healing I have shop hours scheduled

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC):

In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.

“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”

He is available for interviews.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

I'm too cute to work I think they should pay me to look pretty and think about physics sometimes

something they don't tell you about loft bed is how fun it is to make blanket fort with it

omg diva down

if I had a nickel for every time I overexplained cookie clicker and its late game mechanics at 1am to people who physically could not get away from me. I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it really shouldn't have happened twice

photo of koru the fluffy cream finnish lapphund staring intently at a half-eaten apple held in the foreground

apple.
apple.
apple.
give apple

can i pull a cato the elder and make my own carthago delenda est. like what can I put at the end of everything I throw out there that has that kind of insane energy

sexy dame dressed as a shark

french pinup artists were on a different level

Population genetics of the scalloped hammerhead shark (Sphyrna lewini) in the Gulf of Mexico: evaluating fine scale female philopatry and its importance for management and conservation - Hydrobiologia The Scalloped Hammerhead, Sphyrna lewini, is a large coastal pelagic shark species that inhabits tropical and subtropical waters around the world. It is listed as Critically Endangered by the…

Population genetics of the scalloped hammerhead shark (Sphyrna lewini) in the Gulf of Mexico: evaluating fine scale female philopatry and its importance for management and conservation | Hydrobiologia

most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them

list of individual rocks

this rocks

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

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Trans kids are not a bargaining chip. Being trans isn’t a culture war. Not giving an inch in my support for trans and nonbinary people of all ages to live freely and openly, and neither should you. Gender is what we make of it, and that’s what they’re afraid of.

I have the same advice today that I’ve had for years: never talk to a journalist about DIY HRT

mutuals I would feed cigarettes to like horses with carrots

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

transition has been mostly DIY and community-organized since forever. when you're ready, figure out what you can offer and what you need. talk in real life, use signal, get creative, don't get caught. they can't break us in a way that matters!!!! I love you.

as it’s always been, death before detransition

I think I should try eating sheet metal next!! I think I could do it!!