Berns

80 years …
(My apologies for the late post)
No Nukes.

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

The British media outlet ITV also went on a Jordanian airdrop and simply ignored the Israeli government’s illiberal demands:

www.itv.com/news/2025-08...

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

If aliens abduct me they better take my cats too or I’m just gonna talk about them the whole time

Create NSFW art

Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime

Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art

This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like

Always resist oppression

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

you don't have to match my freak, you just have to think whatever is wrong with me is fascinating

Beware of ‘Shark Week’: Scientists watched 202 episodes and found them filled with junk science, misinformation and white male ‘experts’ named Mike A study offers evidence that marine biology’s biggest stage is broken, and suggests ways to fix it.

Beware of ‘Shark Week’: Scientists watched 202 episodes and found them filled with junk science, misinformation and white male ‘experts’ named Mike

I’m… I’m not okay but I’m also very, very okay.

“you already left kudos here” fuck off

OH HEY ITS THE EUGENICS OF DISABLED PEOPLE WE ALL TOLD YOU WAS COMING

French President Macron says France will recognize Palestine as a state French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France will recognize Palestine as a state, amid snowballing global anger over people starving in Gaza.

French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France will recognize Palestine as a state, amid snowballing global anger over people starving in Gaza.

It is INFURIATING that we have to think about this, but be aware and keep each other safe. Comicons are a wonderful space for all to share their love of stories. Keep them that way and protect each other.

For the first time in what felt like forever, your girl wrote some Tyrelliot. Adding a chapter to a story I last wrote in Aug 2023. Who am I?

I just fell off my chair …

Funding cuts to PBS and NPR, attempts to stop the Wall Street Journal from publishing, Colbert canceled.

Do not take a free press for granted. We need to fight for it.

Julian McMahon’s death hits like a punch to the gut. I’m not okay. 😞

“I call it common sense.” — George Lucas in 2012

Rebellions are built on hope.

He proposes releasing some ICE prisoners to labor on farms where the employers will “own them” and be responsible for them.

Historians have spent decades meticulously proving the straight line between slavery and modern capitalism’s concept of the laborer—or we could just let them say it.

Star Wars actor dies after contracting Covid and pneumonia The acclaimed actor ‘passed away peacefully with friends at his bedside’

He was admitted after he fell and injured his arm. But because there are absolutely zero transmission protocols in hospitals and they let disease fly around and don’t require masks he got Covid there and died.

This is not a unique story. Last I read 30% of Covid cases are hospital-acquired.

The Horned King from the animated movie "The Black Cauldron" standing in a stone staircase, pointing his green clawed hand, and the image is captioned "Be weird. Be strange. Be cringe. Be so esoteric that the townsfolk spread horrific legends about all the joy you're allowing yourself to experience."

Good morning✌️🍀

Return of the Living Dead screencap reads: July 3, 1984 5:30 PM eastern daylight time. Then shows a bunch of teens walking

Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate

From suave one second, to golden retriever energy the next 🤭

NEW • Domhnall Gleeson and the cast at the European premiere of 'ECHO VALLEY' (10.06.2025)

"Intentionally starving people is bad."

"Whoa there, Leo. Let's not get so political."

why did this make me laugh

thinking of all my friends trapped in the belly of the machine that is america today, please stay alive and keep fighting