Carly of Wizfuh

Went back on dating apps (🫰🤪🔫) and got a "you're so good to me" response after complimenting them for standing up to their boss. In sheer panic, I responded with "I'm genuinely not trying to impress you or anything" as a way to show I was chill but I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED IT UP!!!!

A bunch of BTF episodes got mistakingly flagged by Spotify's AI so sorry in advance and you're welcome to whoever has to listen to 17 hours of pure fun and whimsy.

Update - not doing a craft and yap BUT I'm cooking up something fun ☺️

Been eating salad at work almost every day for about 3 months and let me tell you... as a plus size person, it's weird to notice how people around you treat you differently when there's a perception of being "healthy".

Here's my ideal buildup for the rest of this week for peak mess:
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27

I'M SCREAMING RACHEL REILLY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME

Update - I no longer feel like an inflated sewer rat.

Looking forward to putting non casual clothes on and wearing some form of makeup for the first time in a few weeks, I feel like an inflated sewer rat rn.

Well, an entire server shutdown has caused me to have two days off. Too scared to do a craft after ✨️the incident✨️ but I'll figure out something fun to do. But YIPPEE DAY(S) OFF!

He fucked around and got sent to the emergency vet in the NEXT STATE OVER at 1 IN THE MORNING 😭 (he is doing good - I'm just tired, coping, and sad we had to throw away his favorite blankie)

Thinking about revitalizing my short-lived podcast career (i miss BTF so fuckin bad bro) by making a craft and yap show where I, well... craft... and yap.

SPAGHETTI AND BUTTERED BREAD FOR LUNCH HELL YEAH!

You're so fucking cool, holy shit. /gen

Just watched the most devastating JJK edit, I need to take the rest of the day off.

No tuna salad at work.

T-17 months until I am no longer indebted to my stepdad and will finally have him off my vehicle loan!! He's complained about cosigning on this damn loan for years but hasn't had to help me financially for anything. Dual accomplishment to pay it off on my own and finally cut him loose.

The presence of these crispy R's remind me of that episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition where the one kid liked cup stacking and then made it the kid's whole personality via room makeover.

"The ✨️R✨️ecommended ✨️R✨️ates are ✨️R✨️ight at standa✨️R✨️d, and if there are disc✨️R✨️epencies, those should be ✨️R✨️eferred to our depa✨️R✨️tment."

There's ANOTHER ONE???

In a meeting right now and I've found the crispy R voice final boss.

BROOOOO TUNA SALAD AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

The Phil Collins soundtrack to Tarzan made me feel a euphoria I had never felt before and probably never will again.

Proud to say I've only used an AI chat bot one time - I got very drunk and thought I was texting my friend via Snapchat about whether she thought Big Bird would've survived the Challenger disaster.

*does not play Fortnite*
*saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop*
*now plays Fortnite*
I'M JUST A GIRL

Catch me showing up with the swag

Luckily she said it was a cute note so WE ARE GOOD!!!

Am I a cornball for trying to make Wrestlemania weekend extra special for my friends because it's the first one without my grandpa and Im trying to cope, or am I just a girl with a special interest?

Sent money for pizza for a meeting today and out of pure IMPULSE, wrote out "pizza time" in fucking EMOJIS in the memo. To senior leadership... for an introductory meeting.

I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.

I was talking to a coworker about wrestling recently, and this girl came over and said, "You do realize that's fake, right?" and she had this dumb look on her face like she did something unique. Congratulations queen, you outed yourself as dull and unoriginal. Get a new joke, Boringbob Shitpants.

For extra fun (and as long as you're safe), hit them with a big ol' BOOOOOOO.