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#nowspinning CONVERGE // JANE DOE

One of the #GOAT. A lot of times I don’t see why albums are so iconic. This one I do!! The #evolution if this band is incredible!
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found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something

I have much negativity to be funneled into Nuh uhs

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did not know about the ongoing boycott against mcdonald's. i just donated 20x what i spent to the palestine children's relief fund. thanks to everybody who pointed it out www.pcrf.net

my dog chuck (15-20 pounds, brindle coat) sitting up on his hind legs with his gangly-ass front legs slapping

one fun thing about a dog who's part chihuahua, part boxer and part greyhound is that he likes to slap and despite his relatively small frame has ridiculous reach

[image measuring 88x88 pixels] United States [picture of American flag] World's Best Country

a panel of experts has rated the united states the world's best country. congratulations to the united states

and it smells like orange juice

the answer is slowly unfolding under your nose

so true jon

what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

reply to Rep. Steve Cohen: "Our congresspeople like @repcohen.bsky.social are too busy live posting about the #SNL50 to give a crap about what is happening to America." Cohen's response: "Oh, I'm so sorry. I took a few hours of to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it's over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47"

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died

ALT TEXT -------- A cartoon by Mattie Lubchansky https://mattielubchansky.com/ A woman is accosted by a man in a suit. He says to her: Heyyy! sorry but you're not supposed to be in public! Hot-button issue. how do parents explain you to their kids? She replies: Okay but last year ohh yeah. that was you were saying i was before i got yelled like stunning and brave at one time by and slay or whatever. He replies: Oh yeah that was before I got yelled at by this guy! Pointing to a sinister looking bearded MAGA type main in a baseball cap with an American flag on it. She replies: Oh! okay. what if... yelled at you. The suited man replies while the MAGA man whispers in his ear: I'm actually being told that would be very violent of you.

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37

i was just joking about this. i don't recall the exact point in my life at which i understood the relationship between bread and toast, but i imagine i was probably two or three years old

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green walks into the kitchen, and looks alarmed as he sees a frying pan on the stovetop with the handle pointing outwards. Green turns the handle to the other side as Blue walks in. Green: You should always turn pan handles away from walkpaths. Blue: Why? Satisfied with the work well done, Green heads out of the kitchen with the turned pan on the stovetop. Blue looks after him, puzzled. Green: So that nobody accidentally bumps on them. Blue: ...How would you accidentally- Now alone in the kitchen, Blue is startled by a crashing sound coming fron the direction that Green just headed towards, as Green accidentally bumps into something else.

"W-We're doing this now, sir?!"

Fox tells wolf he's gay and immediately kisses him

Hooray

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue has headphones connected to his phone, as Green approaches, trying to peer at his screen. Green: What are you listening to? Blue: Just my old tunes. Green sits down next to Blue, as Blue shows him his phone. Blue: This is the playlist I listened to almost every day in my teens. Green: So why is it titled "bad day"? Blue: Because of reasons.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as Green approaches him from behind with a question. Green: I know this is not a question anybody'd want to hear their partner ask, but... Still stunned and frozen in place, looking ahead of himself, Blue relaxes slightly. Green: ...Can I borrow your toothbrush? Blue turns around to look at Green over his shoulder. Blue: The hobby one, for scrubbing paint? Green: Yeah. Blue: Sure, but why did you have to ask like that? Blue and Green kiss. Green: Sorry, I thought it would be funny. Blue: You spooked me!