Jared Buckert

You better go to the infirmary and get that looked at, Chief. But watch your step around the Volcano con Queso!

Wait, you mean... MORN! STOP EATING THE COOKIES!

Is that what's launching hot fudge rounds across the promenade?

Apparently nobody around here got that memo. Farmers here are still harvesting as usual.

The truest warrior ethos I've heard in at least a week.

Come on @support.bsky.team give Funhouse Radio back their account.

a man in a red shirt says do n't you put that evil on me ricky bobby ! Alt: a man in a red shirt says do n't you put that evil on me ricky bobby !

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

Make sure the picture is actually a cat first. Don't want to make it weird. Or maybe you do. Forget I said anything.

The entire audience collectively thought "I can bench press you, TV boy. Sit your dumb ass down."

Back to the '90s? Sold.

*nudges dabo girl next to me* wait until he gets to the part about retirement benefits.

Is it just me or was Chrysler better when it was still Chrysler?

#MakeStellantisChryslerAgain

There are certainly more enjoyable ways to spend one's time.

Honestly, most of them have done arrestable things at least once long before this.

Nah, I'm pretty sure the rapture happened and nobody left because we're all garbage. It's not our fault. God contradicts himself in his own book so often it's impossible to earn that golden escalator ride.

You might think Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves isn't a great movie, but I have yet to find someone who hates "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Bryan Adams didn't have to go so hard but he did.

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Strike a fellow man of the cloth? Nah. But Friar Tuck is not above throwing one out the window.

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The catapult was the best idea they could come up with? Good thing that carr full of hay and chickens was on the other side of the wall.

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After hearing Costner's accent, it's a good thing they told him to just be American Robin Hood.

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So Azeem just randomly came up with black powder. That would have been handy to throw at the guys with the flaming arrows.

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Costner's mullet was so iconic they recognized it even when backlit.

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Azeem and Friar Tuck make it look so easy to have settled the Crusades.

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Apparently this DVD is forever old. Had to flip it over to get to the second half of the movie. Next time I'll dig out the VHS tape.

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To this day I still don't know which tree they got the material from for making metal arrowheads.

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"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!" Is when I fell in love with Alan Rickman.

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It's not necessarily a great film, but it's a film of great elements.

Isn't it weird how Marian's brother kept a gold ring hidden? I bet Christopher Walken has a monologue about it.

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"You whine like a mule. You are still alive." Is definitely going in the rotation of quotable lines.

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I still don't understand what the deal is with the guys in white robes. Is the Sheriff of Nottingham in some kind of cult?

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Alright #filmsky. Time for the watch along nobody asked for. Time for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

This is one of those double sided DVDs. Remember those? I always worried I was putting the wrong side up.