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@senator-vreenak.bsky.social

I'm a faaake! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a shuttle to catch.

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Latest posts by senator-vreenak.bsky.social on Bluesky

Giddyup, Cowpoke!

08.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of puppies are in a red wagon on a green surface Alt: a group of puppies are in a red wagon on a green surface

Wagon Wednesday? I don't think I am doing this right, but I don't care.

Who's a good dog? You are! And you are! And...

08.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this file on the mainframe in your personal folder "Keiko Reverse Cowgirl"?

Did you do a trick riding theme holodeck adventure?

Why is it locked? I'll see if I can get Garak to decrypt it so I can broadcast it to the station comes system. We could all use the entertainment. Share it!

08.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember: this isn't just about Trump. This is about an entire global network of rich pedophiles that are willing to throw the US into civil war just to continue to get away with their crimes.

08.10.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

07.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7910    ๐Ÿ” 1634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Whatch out for the chips!

You're going to need some bandages.

Who knew that they were so sharp? I think Section 31 should look into the possibilities...

I'm thinking commando raid with a catering crew, and the only weapons are fire salsa and tortilla chips?

07.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Budget truck with about five armed men seen inside. It's dark out and the taillights are lit. The photo is attributed to KT O'Loughin.

A Budget truck with about five armed men seen inside. It's dark out and the taillights are lit. The photo is attributed to KT O'Loughin.

Going back to that raid on the South Shore apartment building. It hasn't gotten much focus that the goons reportedly traveled the same way Patriot Front does: in UHauls.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/30/a...

07.10.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2946    ๐Ÿ” 1395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 205    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103
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Spider-Naan

06.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, but now that you mention it the resemblance is uncanny.

But Spike does not chase cats.

07.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a brick wall with a sign that says beware dog Alt: a brick wall with a sign that says beware dog

Did you not see the sign? I am not without defenses!

07.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a yellow toy gun that says fortnite on it Alt: a man is holding a yellow toy gun that says fortnite on it

How does this thing even work dammit

07.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear to God, Chief, if you use that thing outside my quarters at 0700 again, there are not enough shields in the quadrant to save you. I don't care how many leaves there are.

06.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a safety feature.

It keeps you safe by preventing you from using the leaf blower. So I don't have to shoot you.

Use. A. Rake.

06.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The very first statute authorizing domestic use of the military during domestic emergencies, enacted in 1792 by a Congress full of the same folks who wrote and ratified the Constitution, expressly provided for judicial review in certain circumstances *before* the President could even send troops.

05.10.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11022    ๐Ÿ” 3301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 270    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141

Beat me to it. That's the one that the whole game seems to be designed for.

04.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your gentle reminder that Rep. Melissa Hortman was assassinated on June 14 and hardly anyone bothered to talk about it.

03.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6219    ๐Ÿ” 2020    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Twinks?

03.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together ALT: a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together

I did die. But...

03.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

02.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32298    ๐Ÿ” 15547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 655    ๐Ÿ“Œ 736

DELICIOUS! Two great tastes that taste great together!

02.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He might have some trouble with international travel. Spain has tried to be pretty aggressive in enforcement of human rights.

So yes, by all means. Let's send him.

02.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a hose and says just kidding Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cable and says just kidding

Is that what this does?

02.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me to my husband, every damn time!

01.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta go somehow ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

02.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters.
He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.

01.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5970    ๐Ÿ” 2146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Are you displeased with the work of that simple tailor?

The mesh will have significant tactical value when you're working in close quarters, rubbing against each other in hot and sweaty Jeffries tubes...[sigh]

What was I saying?

And I think Kieko may enjoy the new look.

01.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just looked at that clip and yeah what? I mean, even if it is out of context, what context makes that better?

01.10.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's hard to keep up. He was apparently "refreshingly" honest about Trump's lawlessness a few days ago, but you knew he'd have to revert to his true form.

01.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goon? Is he liking porn on his official account again?

01.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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