Ghost of Tuvix

There is something humorous about the idea that Chakotay dies of a broken heart in the alternate timeline, but in the prime timeline they break up and 7of9 learns that’s she’s into women.

It’s one of many reasons Voyager is near the bottom for me.

Kim never got promoted in 7 years (even though Paris got demoted and re-promoted)

Nobody vetted the Native American “advisor.”

Ronald D. Moore tried to inject actual drama into the show and they blew him off.

Did I already preorder this?

Yes.

Does my wife know?

She will. After it’s been delivered.

Merrick Garland sat on THIS for FOUR YEARS? Miss me with the “It was an active investigation.” It should not take 4 years to file charges

The couple playing cards has me howling

Me (in the water, dying): Why are you in the water, Jack?

Jack: It won’t fit Rose and me at the same time.

Me: I don’t know, man. It looks big enough.

Jack: She said it wouldn’t.

Me: You guys could also strap your life vests under it to increase buoyancy.

Rose: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!!!

I once told my colleagues if I ever got crazy wealthy, I would build a second transbay tube under San Francisco Bay to allow BART to run 24/7 and expand public transit to rival the metro in France.

They laughed at me

Tik tok made it a thing.

I think the tahini in it screws it up. It doesn’t work as a combo with chocolate

That’s a cool way to appreciate it!

Bonus points for including the middle 1/3 of the Doctor Who theme

I will resume donating to political candidates if their core campaign message is to indict and prosecute EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in violating the US constitution. From the executive branch down to those thugs kidnapping people off the street

If one of them is “snort cocaine off a toilet seat” y’all should just quit

Revamp the NBA cup so it’s the lottery teams that enter the knockout round with the winner either getting the No 1 pick or the best odds and have it played the last 4 weeks of the season.

My initial thought was the same, but their last opinion on the subject pretty much gave the blueprint to make it all kosher. That’s why California could do the same. TX really f***ed this up

Coconut oil is no joke

JFC, rich people have an epidemic of galaxy brain

Is Davis still the owner?

Then it doesn’t matter

Bare minimum Giants fans deserve not to have to watch their arch rival get all the best players and win the World Series

Offensive linemen aren’t precious metals. It can’t be that difficult to find one

(If Titanic hadn’t sunk)

Rose: How did the job hunt go today?

Jack: Wasn’t feeling it, so I played cards with the boys.

Rose: How many times do I have to tell you? My mother cut me off b/c of us! Your “art” isn’t going 2 put food on the table!

Jack: Don’t worry! I got us tix for the Hindenburg!

I don’t see anything.

And neither did you

Be sure you keep that same energy with college players getting their NIL deals and bouncing from college to college

Multi billion dollar industry, that treats its players like cattle, can’t bear the thought of how a** their operations are becoming public

All the signs pointing towards baseball dropping to the level boxing in terms of becoming a niche sport…

Admiral Pike was literally in a motorized wheelchair that only beeps to say yes or no

(Begins writing novel)

“The pilot returns to fly the plane full of pathetic losers. Unbeknownst to them he surreptitiously smuggles a parachute onboard. The plane takes off, reaches cruising altitude, and he sets the autopilot. He leaves the cockpit, gives the finger, and jumps out of the plane.”

Is there any member of congress that’s going to open a hearing on this? EVER?

Are judges just going to wring their hands and say their orders aren’t being followed and not hold anyone in contempt?

Disney lawyers turning on their laptops…

This is such a f***ed thing to do. 15-16 hours in the air going there and 14 hours coming back? If the NFLPA had any balls, they stop this DOA

Tweet from ℳatt (@matttomic): Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked