Crumpet McIdiotface

In the words of Idles and the Scottish the world over “FCUK THE KING!”

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

@baileyillustration.bsky.social MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!! Now you just need to come back to Vegas so me and my wife my can get all the filthy tattoos dude!

1000 days, just need 9000 more to catch up to the Tool Album name. #odaat #sober #alcoholic

I reckon we could all take a lesson from the sage and wise Fender.

Also add Idles and a local band called Franks and Deans. Pretty much no change from last years list.

If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing

One of my most commonly asked questions.

“HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY SUGAR, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!”

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times “don’t fuck with the R2 units”

That entire scene in the bar with Fassbender is a masterclass in writing, acting and shot setup also colonel Hans Landa might be Tarantino best and most repugnant character all at once.

Congrats to the new nominee for Attorney General, mister Judge Death!

That absolute cretin reads as terrified to me.

Said in my best Baseball announcer impression

“Like 99% of who try for the major leagues Matty “Venmoboy” Gaetz is instead sticking to the minors!”

Miss Ladybug Lindsay isn’t straight!?!? Well spank my ass with buttered biscuit and call me on Wednesday! These people are fucking mental.

Someone will die on this hill and it ain’t me, the Indy punch noise is one of the best in movies, also Last Crusade is the best Indy movie.

Just when I think I can’t be prouder of my people…🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“My body, your cracker.” — Jesus.

Currently bopping round the kitchen making dinner and here our three twonks for added cute.

a black and white photo of a man with a mustache wearing a scarf . ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a mustache wearing a scarf .

Some like it hot, To kill a mocking bird and my wild card pick (and favourite all time movie) Young Frankenstein.

It’s probably your rapier wit, dashing good looks, charming and always bubbly/never grumpy personality that does it kid.

I’ve been called far worse by far better twats! 😂

Hey! Dyslexic’s make a knight out of it k.o!?!? 😂

Well my first day off in two weeks is spent tidying (mainly me singing Zepplin badly) and prepping for making a full mashings Sunday roast tomorrow, so my amazing and beautiful wife @spooka7.bsky.social and I can chill tonight playing some Dragon Age Veilguard/Dying Light 2.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again our kid, your wife is entirely correct 😂

Yeah I’m very much of this same opinion. Mines gonna be a more healthy mix of ranting both political and just me being a general grumpy bastard and personal stuff.