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Phil Gilliver

@phizgill.bsky.social

I am a Wrexham comedy scriptwriter. I write funnies in hope that you do laughies.

145 Followers  |  106 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.868

Latest posts by phizgill.bsky.social on Bluesky

I like Captain America. He stands up to bullies, fascists and Nazis.

02.03.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump can go and f@@k himself, and it wouldn't surprise me if someone told me he'd tried.

28.02.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever it is, whose job it is to coach Trump, can they please teach him how to behave when there are grown-ups in the room, please. It's like like Nightmare on Sesame Street.

28.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that in this economy , Martin Lewis should be installed in every home.

13.02.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a result of excessive drug use and fast food in the sixties, all of the members of the band The Moody Blues have confessed to having heart problems. Their manager has said that they are Knights on white statins.

05.02.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won't be long after you. I quit Twitter for the same reason.

08.01.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting fact. If you are a cheese lover, you are a "Turophile." If you are a cat lover you are an "Ailurophile." If you are both, you are the lyrics to an old, Irish folk song.

19.12.2024 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting fact. If you are a cheese lover, you are a "Turophile." If you are a cat lover you are an "Ailurophile." If you are both, you are the lyrics to an old, Irish folk song.

19.12.2024 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, Elon, this isn't the only galaxy. There are many other solar systems. Send us a post card.

11.12.2024 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much looking forward to Christmas. Also looking forward to what's going to happen in 2025.

11.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing Good Ever Comes From Office Parties.

11.12.2024 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1924    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8
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07.12.2024 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to posting about some exciting geek-related news sometime in 2025. Stay tuned.

07.12.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no such thing as working productively with MAGA nihilists like Elon, Vivek and RFK, Jr. They want to bring down our Republic. Don’t normalize them by pointing out a few of their good ideas.

You can’t play nice with the leopards. Let them into your house and they will eat your face.

06.12.2024 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 40501    πŸ” 8554    πŸ’¬ 1001    πŸ“Œ 402
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New markets open tomorrow – β€œcome down and support your traditional yet renovated newΒ markets!” "Come down and support your traditional yet refurbished new markets!" is the message from Rob Clarke, one of the returning traders moving back into the Butchers' market yesterday, getting things ready for the grand reopening tomorrow 11am. The multi million pound refurbishment project is set to open to the public tomorrow morning, with last minute work taking place on the Butchers' and General market yesterday as traders were moving back in to the historical buildings giving it new life as it has moved from a building site to a vibrant new market.

They open TOMORROW - we had an invite, so here is what we saw as traders were moving in... More pics and vid on site!

27.11.2024 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes the movie sound like a right bucket of laughs.

27.11.2024 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this.

26.11.2024 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎢 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎢

26.11.2024 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1831    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 19
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Brilliant!

25.11.2024 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is interesting. Let's see how this one works out.

21.11.2024 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@garycolman.bsky.social I'm only here to ignore you.

21.11.2024 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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