energeticbark

mario 64 if they wrote it in ocaml

there's no way in hell sonic knew what any of the zones in the classic games were called

the face is kinda scary

Now we wish we had a handheld version of Genmoji... 😎

My job on the leftist commune? Invited Expert for A Collection of Interesting Ideas.

this is clearly NTSC-J

Web Trump 5 minutes after a phone call with Web Putin: i think we should leave the bytecode alliance

Pack it up Conway.

Fuck my chud Spookyball life…

hawk tuah if it was wrote by ai

its not just hawk its tuah

Amazon Route 53 is the most cartoonishly made up sounding service ever but My God this is the nicest domain registar I've ever used.

apple event in 10 minutes
food house concert in 1 hour and 40 minutes
i love being a multifandom enjoyer 💝

Silksong will have you fight Blorbo The RNG King and his cohort of 45 randomly spawning apache helicopters for 3 hours then reward you with $0 and a sidegrade that you never equip even once. 7/10

bluesky anti piracy screen

Kinda funny how we call it an “automatic ATM teller machine machine”. Like, why do we say machine twice? 😅

The world’s first 'negative one-player' game: Conway’s Game of Skill!

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Hmm, what are good foods to eat for dinner? Let me google it…

Search result with your exact question asked on the r/pizza subreddit:

u/pizzalover69 - Imo pizza is best
u/ichewpizza - Pizza. 100%
u/thatpizzaguy - It’s up to you, but I’d have pizza

Ubuntu and Fedora have removed hypercomputation support in their latest release, leaving thousands of games for the Blum–Shub–Smale machine unplayable due to lack of infinite precision real numbers. ☹️ It is impossible to ever build a compatibility layer or emulator for these beloved titles. 😢

Pirates should just make the 32-bit media 64-bit so it can become a service issue.

How to be an arteur:
- never make something bad
- blame it on someone else if you do

in my father’s house there are many mcmansions

“Switch 2 will never be able to run Subdivided Beethoven Bust Game”

i’m shitposting, but if they do count, chapter one would probably sincerely be up there, like just because of it being released as a surprise on holloween under the guise of being a “survey program”. that was actually cool as fuck.

1: Deltarune Chapter 1
2: Deltarune Chapter 2
3: Deltaruje chapter 3…
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I’m getting there... I’d guess I’m a couple years away from exhausting all games that I can enjoy. Definitely used up 3 or 4 of the 5 RPG maker games that can make me feel something in my lifetime.

Back of the kid’s menu ass gameplay. Hug the left wall to see every part of the maze for 3 hours then do the next maze. I’d rather be playing Mother 1 or like, reading the Bible

I told myself I’d play persona 4 after I finished 1 and 2. Perfect way to never actually play 4, or 2 for that matter.

i wrote a class and i immediately want another one cause once i start writing classes i find it very difficult to stop do you think there is a term for this? if not im thinking "duke’s ambition"