like: pay five dollars cover for place

reskeet: get chicken nuggets

the Taliban public relations office would also be funny

“use almonds”

Ik ik

tfw im exiting keto purely on croutons

for every bite of a salad, are you supposed to also eat a crouton?

or am I adding too many croutons

my brother

Want to verify domain to get username like @hiroko.io?

Go to Settings > Change my handle > I own my own domain

Go to your domain registrar and edit your TXT records with info from the settings page

Save your new records, wait few minutes and come back to Bluesky to click on Verify DNS record

Bodied

do you break off a piece of the bread and pick the egg + bacon up or do you wrap it up

can someone let me know what shkreli’s acct is on here so I can follow him

they don’t let fat people sign up

alright I finally added Bluesky to my home screen

alright 2am the acid just hit, time to go to bed

alright guys this is the fifth “drop”and “compressed gas can of sparkles” can we stop

who’s tryna relive their middle school years going to a psytrance show

regardless happy for u; I’m doing the same :3

is this actually true though

there are projects I’ve started the second I wake up

but I can’t help but feel that I’m handicapping myself by having real obligations and even normal comforts in the unconscious background

as opposed to being truly free

honestly my mouth genuinely feels more… relaxed? after water flossing

will the fruit taste sweeter

will you enter flow easier?

genuine questions let us know

TIL Fat Tony is the same person as David Rossi

XD >> 😆 > xD

I better see some good content from all of the <noun>.bskys

your name carries weight

you can get an ice cold water for 1.29 at mcdonalds if you lie and say you want a Diet Coke

yo zuzu is poppin rn come thru Bostonians

bro if she’s 1000 miles away in nyc you’ve already lost her

fuck me someone already took my name

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