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J. J. Abrams full name is "Jabrams Jabrams Abrams"

11.07.2025 07:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Riddle me this LIBERALS, if fluoride is so "good for your teeth" then why is my toothpaste so spicy?

05.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is 41% APR good

24.06.2025 08:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my immune system so cracked I just keg standed 2.5L of unpasteurized camel milk n I didn't even shit myself

07.06.2025 09:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the g in g-spot stands for gundam

18.05.2025 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Science has discovered a new whimsical creature that knows the exact time and place of your death

05.05.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to 'chill at home' and didn't like to go out much, scientists say

hell yeah
hell yeah
hell yeah
hell yeah

30.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

News headline: "Why Australia is shooting koalas out of trees from helicopters. The government says it's for the animals' own good."

The government says it's for the animals' own good

25.04.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am developing entirely new theories..... stay tuned

20.04.2025 06:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At one million followers I will hire a MLB pitcher to speedball a brick directly into my temple

19.04.2025 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every single good or service produced in this county has at least ten load bearing autistic workers. Tax paying autism is the only thing between you and your train derailing.

You can't comprehend how much autistic mana is spent every day keeping your dick pics from leaking out of cloud storage

18.04.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is how they discovered me too

16.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

please not this post

12.04.2025 09:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't understand what you do with sports cards. how many prize cards do you draw if you knock out Tom Brady

10.04.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I ever say I wish I could screw you I'm talking about this

08.04.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pooper gang

03.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im so tired I could sleep a horse

28.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paldean wooper (pooper)

I hate how this pic looks so I'll probably delete later but this is me

25.03.2025 06:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Manga panel with shocked face (chilchuck from dungeon meshi)

22.03.2025 11:12 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

List of animal sounds (Wikipedia) (Picture of a snail) - Munch, Crunch

do not disturb me l am doing serious research right now

22.03.2025 09:15 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry for my activity, I'm going through a good time right now, I promise to be less active in the future 💖

22.03.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you have to be fucking kidding me

21.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IPv6 was invented by the Devil because he wanted to hurt me personally

21.03.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I'm dying a thousand deaths

17.03.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone explain to me why I thought it would be a good idea to eat a plain untoasted multi grain bagel I'm dying

17.03.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

please keep your nookies leashed for everyone's safety ☺️

15.03.2025 11:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ありがとう🫵

15.03.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don't try to pick up girls with monastic sign language, I summoned an angel and it fucked the vibe up

15.03.2025 11:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I gave my hamster ozempic and now I can fold him up like an accordion

14.03.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Medieval manuscript documenting a form of monastic sign language

Don't bother me rn, I am studying the ancient hand speak of monks sworn to silence so I can pick up bitches

14.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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