Samsquanch

No. Make me.

clearly the rock was one of those dehydrated stones™

Airsharks!

Just goes to show - mechanical aptitude isnt installed by default in dads 😆

have your mech check out the shock as well (if you didnt already). that thing has been working like its on a rutted road for however long this went on!

and old meme but so damned true.

I know from being around such bikes that this is one tiny human.

Not kidding. partly why I dont have a cosco membership any longer. No I wasnt kicked out, jerk. I just didnt need such rage every other weekend.

*snort*

"You're no hero..."

a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers . ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers .

knowing your...interest in Ripley, I kinda figured you would appreciate Number One.

total fucking nerd crush. Federation dommy mommy, rawr.

ugh. being a cryptid of a certain stature, back pain is a familiar and unwelcome companion. heat. rest. gentle movement. the only cure. You probably know all of this, being a grown ass man, and all.

FUCK. beat me to it.

THis is also what I look like on an airline

As needs must

I will never ever stop sharing the Michael Biehn with an adorable little girl dressed as Ripley.
Ever!

I can only imagine what my boss would say if I said “well that full capacity you specified? We designed the product to not handle it”

I love how airlines are all “omg. The flight is full you have 2 check the carry in your allowed”

Maybe your designed capacity is incorrect? Why does a shit design on your part mean 😢 inconvenience for me?

Eggrolllllllll! Nothing stops the roll!

I havent celebrated BC before. But I think of all the provinces it could do with some celebrating.

Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'

Perfect headline, no notes

oof. My ex-wife probably had us paying for a big part of that boat.

big ass bean bag and blankets.

The fact that we didnt replace phone booths with nap stations will be a tragic loss to the story of our civilization.

I still have to train coworkers to ask before mashing the huddle/video chat button

Or rather - Twitch/Youtube "Actual Plays" vs my OSR home game.