Samsquanch

One of the reasons no one will allow me to be the petty tyrant I deserve to be, is that I would relentlessly punish that kind of shit.

yep. right up there with the monthly 5 dollar "installation fee" I pay every month on my auto, motorcycle, home insurance policies. the one no one can explain to me "What, exactly, are you 'installing' each month?"

That illustrates it in a rather blunt manner, dont it?
85k = 7k per month (for two people). optimistically assume 1/3 for housing. 2300. and you see how quickly just maintaining access to a doctor becomes unaffordable.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

It’s the Portland way.

Never buy anything that depends on anothers continued profit in order for it to remain functional and useful to you.

Real and more realer every time I read about another entire device ecosystem being rendered useless because remote infrastructure is being shut off; creating another mountain of e-waste. Bose is the latest.

I am smugly proud of the fact that as a parent I have never used the word “kiddo” singular or plural.

A buddy of mine is posting pics of a race bike he is building

Comment: “wow it sounds so angry!”

Friend: “like a bitch who didn’t get the Nobel prize “

80s phoebe cates was peak pulchritude

(You don’t want to know what autocorrect wanted to do with “pulchritude”)

YouTube video by Fenix TX - Topic Phoebe Cates

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Yup. As I said to a pal “if you want Idaho to lean left, this I how you do it” fuckers in that state will register democrat out of pure spite

🤷‍♂️

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motherfuckers. Calling John Wick.

I've often been told to never ride alone, but never by someone who does..

popping bubble wrap with your enemies face; one of life's greatest pleasures.

*snort*

#gamable added to list of crimes and punishments

Münch (motorcycles) - Wikipedia

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Yes I do believe it is
One of the unicorn machines.

That looks like a Munch Mammut?

Screenshot of text message: 1: you've bought veggietales porn, twice? 2: They had two volumes!!! Also I'm supporting local independent artists who are creating subversive works in a time of increasingly fascistic governance and puritanical societal values so like??? Get off my nuts????????

Morning conversation with @rosemary.world

Machado deserves it.

but the turd throwing chump in me thinks it would have been hilarious if Biden got it. makes for a nice photo: Obama, Gore, Biden - "oh you dont have one Donny? so sad"

Probably part of the reason Im not in charge of things.

Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
#motorcycle #elvis

what a handsome motley dingo dog

DCC is the best

Hell yes! nithing better than the joy of a rider picking up the skills and the freedom of being a rider! Welcome to the tribe!