Kelis was on the phone
19.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ultraaverage.bsky.social
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Kelis was on the phone
19.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How could we forget? Netflix gave the reboot 5 seasons over 10 years
15.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bloated Bulbasaur, Bob’s Burgers belly ass bitch
13.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not asking them to expound upon their position on a woo woo woo was the only misstep here.
06.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 428 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0WHO HURT HER!!?!
05.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Should society intervene?” Nigga no?? What kinda loser ass question is that??
03.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Florida’s sunshine law is a great example of why this a terrible idea
28.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not a moral objection, but a political one. These people do not care about you.
27.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ll remember it. Not for the best reasons though.
18.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m to understand that the parenthetical number indicates the number of people in that subgroup surveyed?
13.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be sighted more please, thanks.
07.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My next order of Schnuggetz is going to hit different
06.01.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry friend I do not think sleep next to Melo is happening. Go over there by Luka, he don’t even like to talk
30.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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I disagree
12.12.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Constantly forced to suffer the stupidity of those who’ve never suffered
08.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world may be on fire but I’m feeling blessed to no longer be working retail during the holidays. That is young person’s game and more power to them.
03.12.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Priah Ferguson deserves a long career in Hollywood strictly off of that pie scene alone.
27.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What lens did you use?
24.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Word, you wanna be a slave?
23.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This tank right here. Half Frame, gorgeous rendering with the 40mm 1.4. Olympus Pen F. One of my all time favorite film cameras.
22.11.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Behn: My biggest pet peeve in politics is when people who don’t live in the South say, “You get what you voted for.” I didn’t vote for the highest maternal mortality rate in the country. I didn’t vote for the highest inflationary cost of groceries in the country.
16.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 6208 🔁 1378 💬 431 📌 97I got a cousin who is just a dude I met in daycare when I was 3. His parents are my aunt and uncle.
28.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The old vets in your life probably hate Trump. It’s these new white guys who were coddled and can’t seem to fail upward that are so angry with progression
28.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The kind of harmless nostalgia that the youth can appreciate
28.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d agree with you there
26.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It should be represented equally if they have to live under the rule of America
26.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 019.
The only states I haven’t been to are
Alaska
Maine
Hawaii
And Puerto Rico
Kinda insane to think about seeing Fargo before seeing Big Island but that’s work for you
New Edition, Boyz II Men and Toni Braxton announce they’re going on tour in 2026:
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