John Helinski

"Billie Eilish dresses like Chingy"

Kaisertown generally.

...the uhh... International crime database or whatever...?

For the longest time, same
But since then, I've learned..
For better or worse 🤷🏻‍♂️

🎵Love can be so shameless,
It makes you feel alive
Fills your heart to break it,
Then makes you wanna cry
Love can be so shameless,
It gives you butterflies
But one day you wake up and they die before your eyes🎵

Could be worse if it was the latter half of that chorus 😜

Hopefully you have a swift recovery

You're too pretty to be hurting 😜

🎵My neck 🎵
🎵My back🎵
You know the rest 😜

Someone appears to have gotten their hands on a NO PARKING ANY TIME sign, but they blocked out the par part so it says no king lol

ooh well done

Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.

Williamsville, NY. Suburb of Buffalo. Red area of a purple region. Commentary for the friend for whom I recorded that video

A tweet from Shannon Watts says: “Is this you?” quoting a post from Mike Lee that says: “Why Stairs Are A Threat To Humanity,” with a photo of someone tripping while climbing stairs to Air Force One. Below, another tweet from Mike Lee reads: “No decent person — any certainly no conservative person — should mock an 83-year-old’s fall. That was heartbreaking, and the thought of anyone finding it amusing is hard to fathom.”

Your old posts are there forever, Mike.

✨ ITS ✨
CLIMATE
CHANGE
✨BABY✨

🎵 so baby pull me closer
In the bath, see, with a toaster 🎵

Why do all these gays have to use doublespeak
Why can't friends just mean friends, not FWB 🙄
I'm lonely, not horny 😂

Oh the cherry on top of that is so delish 🤣

Plagiarize it. 😜

Shh.. You go mind your business now
😜

Oh is it?
I heard it on the radio and was meaning to look it up tonight, but haven't yet.

Definitely get out there and do something. The world is on fire it seems. 😮‍💨

a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd " Alt: A scene from Mean Girls, Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels are sitting at their school desks on October 3rd, Aaron asks her what day it is and Cady says "it's October 3rd "

Happy Mean Girls day to all who celebrate!

You going to the concert?

I love leaving attractive people on read 😂
Not even necessarily people that I'm into;
But just like, conventionally attractive people that are way out of my league.
Wtf is that 🤣
Why am I like this?

It's the middle of the night and I NEED an iced capp from Tim Hortons 😭

I feel like dating apps should force you to use information from your fitness apps and smart scales etc

Like

Why does everyone lie about the most basic things like height and weight 🙄

just tried a white Monster for the first time

A streaming empire?
Like...
Have people from twitch move here?

Baby got back

Oh babes
I know this feeling all too well
That being said, I tend to not care much as an adult since my parents are some of the most deplorable people I've ever known.
It definitely hurts alot less when your parents are akin to children.

🎵When I grow up
I wanna see the world
drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up🎵

Can't wait for your portrait 😜

Babes, I have a whole separate account for that. I will not risk any kind of cross contamination here. 😂