DM Azu

A boggart in Lorwyn uses a frog as a dowsing pendulum. Text on image: You are someone's weird D&D friend.

I take this role very seriously.

Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time

What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?

Vagrant Resonance - when two Vagrants spawn within a short distance of one another, the power of their ranged attack increases!

👀 oh I am looking forward to this video.

New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.

Ten Candles was a fun time🕯️🕯️🕯️

every piece of mass-market software these days feels like living with an unruly pet where you have to constantly stop what you're doing to check if it's secretly eating plastic under the dresser again

A ring of ten tealight candles, seven of which are lit. The picture also shows a handful of dice and a name plate reading Theodore "Teddy" Valdez.

Really enjoyed playing Ten Candles last night. Boy is it hard to shift your mindset away from D&D though 😅

god: okay the day that is happening now is called today

angel: *writing* ok

god: and the day that just ended is called terday

angel: terday?

god: yes terday

angel: *writing* ok

My hottest Pokemon take is that Gen V did it right and more games should have the courage to leave all the mons from older games until the post game. Have the chance to learn to love some new guys, become champion together. You can have your nostalgia when you're champion.

Soul Glow - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

Penny Arcade for October 21st 2005, 20 years ago today!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

a black and white photo of a man in a pinstripe worsted suit, white shirt, and textured necktie. the tie has a nice dimple under the knot.

a photo of donald trump upside down. there is also a nice dimple on his red tie

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

Someone whose account is nothing but ai slop images just liked a bunch of my posts, including the one where I told an ai fuelled "game" to fall into a woodchipper. 🤢

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Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

Canonically, my Strahd has an army of rat spies that steal and melt down every electrum piece that enters Barovia. That's why that stupid coin isn't in circulation.

D&D is fun, y'all

Polyamory is a scam by persil to sell washing machine liquid.

It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test.

Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.

Galaxy. Take it to the next level. Galaxy. Take it to the next level. Now's the moment to make the next era of Galaxy AI* yours. From creativity to productivity to entertainment, the new generation of Galaxy AI devices help you take life to the next level.

fees may apply to certain AI features at the end of 2025

"Sorry, we've removed the brightness slider for your own convenience. You can change your phone's brightness by asking Galaxy AI"

"Okay, Galaxy AI change brightness"

"Sure thing! That requires 10 Magic Credits. Your current balance is 0 Magic Credits. To buy more Magic Credits, go to your Sam...."

Fossil words (words that only seem to exist within phrases):

smithereens
caboodle
dudgeon
chattels
bated
jetsam
fettle
kith
petard
shebang
riddance

Skong good

Okay but now we need to see a Korean Pope hunting monsters

3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy. Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money Blue Guy: okey Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?” Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”

buying into AI

I forgot about this for a while but the Bryce Elder "Sam Altman's kitchen" piece may be one of my favourite things I've read in business or tech history.

www.ft.com/content/b180...

Just circling back to this 👀