Chronic Pumpkin

So much I need to do but nothing I want to do.

LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!! #superbowl

Omg. Someone stop me. 🤤 #cherrypie

And forever wondering why tho. #adhd #rsd

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I have felt so shitty this week, this #DoorDash I’m waiting for is sadly my highlight

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Okay so A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is actually pretty rad.

Just kind of at the stage where I’ve outgrown my toxic family and anyone who doesn’t support my wanting limited to no contact.

Watching again bc #bugonia is so fuggin rad 🐝

Over too soon AGAIN #thepitt

Ahhhhh. As a vet tech I could see the fecal impaction joke coming. Humans and animals are too similar sometimes #thepitt

Ope. Sepsis, TB? What will it be? #thepitt

Low key don’t understand why anyone would get upset about someone raising money to help pay for healthcare costs #thepitt

Last week I predicted a quarantine situation on #thepitt. Let’s see!

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Hard to pause #searchparty tho bc I just stated Ep.2 a this show is super good so far.

Let’s watch the new episode of #thepitt

Took the words (and the pudding) out of my mouth!

I’ll take 12, please. 🤤

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Failed my ECG so now I get to wear a heart monitor patch for a week! Yayyy!

Low key, I think that is a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review.

Omg I flip-flopped so many times like, this dude is a total nut & there is no way she’s an alien to omg he’s right about everything & wtf? 😂

Digital drawing of a small beetle holding a color pencil between its jaws scribbling magenta hearts as they float off a piece of paper.

beetle is writing you a love letter 💌

Maga is handling the latest Epstein files in the very mature way of sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "La la la, I can't hear you", while still screaming that Joe Biden is PDFile. Meanwhile, trump's name is in there more times than Harry Potter's name is in all 7 Harry Potter books.🙄

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Men are the only culprit for the “male loneliness epidemic”. Who wants to bang a dude that doesn’t know how to use the proper “you’re”, is obviously threatened by an intelligent woman and jealous of “young boys” that he made up… Uffda.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

Tiny Pants tossed from bar.
Don't let them rest.
Don't let them eat.
Make them quit.
#ICEOUT #Bovino #PedoProtectionForce
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It’s seriously so good. I’m watching it again tonight.

Ahhhh BUGONIA was so good

What did you think??? I loved it, plan on watching it again tonight!

And I am not apologizing. 🤘🤣🤘

#demons #horror #horrormeme

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."