Alex

The correct way to listen to Mayhem is in order.. then Vanish into you 25 times in a row, and then the rest of the album

Really brings you back to simpler times

You would’ve loved this

Every Sept. without fail someone with a “strong desire for justice” feels the need to message me and ask about my brother’s bullies and if they ever got the karma they deserved and every damn year it spills new salt in a wound I thought I finally healed. My life is not your true crime podcast.

Something I find funny about my FIL is that after 6 years of knowing me he still doesn’t expect me to make self deprecating jokes so sometimes I’ll make one and he’ll be like “Yeah! 😃” and then “wait a minute… 🤔”

Saw an Osprey hunting on the ocean waters of Carolina beach. Vacation has peaked.

At da beach

I love whatever is wrong with Gerard Way

I love using my free will to ride my motorbike around the freshly paved roundabout 20-30 times

Born to call off and ride the motorbike around, forced to put in another 12 hour shift.

What’s the deal with that band Ghost? Are they just like.. spooky Journey?

Watching the NHL draft and thinking about how the only thing I could go pro in at 18 years old would be lying to my mom.

I need iPhone to allow us to set status messages like we could on AIM so all my friends can be forewarned that I’ve had a 3pm redbull and am deep in my old emo playlist before they decide to text me.

Been a very scatter brained day for me today and I haven’t even smoked I just had a cold brew that was obviously too much

I try to include my dog in most of my household activities but today I let her in the garden and she immediately laid down in a garden bed and rolled over on my lettuce like it was luxury bedding 😅

I love when people in my work chat just say “Morning.” Like hell yeah, buddy, it sure is! Great observation🫶

People who claim that carbs hold no nutritional value have never known the rush of laying 500 sqft of flooring on just a peanut donut and homemade Mac and cheese.

Some days I feel like I can conquer any challenge life throws at me and other days I am amazed that I have accomplished anything in my life ever at all.

My brain on pretty little liars

Handsome fella!

Garden soil and mulch got delivered today. My bike is out of the shop and running like new. Next week is going to be a beautiful week for riding. Everything’s coming up Milhouse 🙏

Light roasts are the IPAs of coffee

Life is as beautiful as you want to make it

These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women and cheap drinkssssss 🕺🏻

Me busting out some jeans from my early 20s has NOTHING to do with the fact I turn 30 today.

The only gifts I want for my birthday are bird seed, to feed my bird friends, or whiskey, to feed my demons.

Work and other things have really sucked lately, but in this moment, dancing with my wife in the kitchen while we make dinner, none of that matters.

I know this time
I won’t escape these thoughts in my head
I need you tonight
But I’m gonna fight the feELING INSTEAD
I don’t wanna FEEL
I don’t wanna CRY
So I’m gonna dance until I feel alright 🕺🏻

I was looking forward to making a playlist for my birthday party but perhaps I will just have Mayhem on repeat the entire night.

Worked so much OT this week alone that it paid for my Gaga tickets.